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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'
— Bill Bailey
Life is far more interesting than it needs to be, because the forces that guide it are not merely practical.
— David Rothenberg
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If anyone will listen I will continue to sing.
— Joanna Noelle Levesque
You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me.
— Kurt Vonnegut
And if there are any two moral stances that our times call for, they are precisely these, self-restraint and compassion.
— Daniel Goleman
I'm sorry, I just did a shot
— Jennifer Lawrence
Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.
— Louis C.K.
Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!
Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal
Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal
It is hard to wive and thrive both in a year.
— Alfred Lord Tennyson
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.
— Kyousuke Motomi
Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum!
— Jonathan Safran Foer
After all, who isn't a survivor from the wreck of childhood?
— Nicole Krauss
Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late.
— Adam Rex
Nothing abnormal about the abnormal!" I laughed and finally he smirked, "Sorry just that's funny as shit.
— S.L. Walker
Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases.
— Richard Brinsley Sheridan
I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright
Ahh . . . him I don't like.
— Molly McAdams
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
— Will Smith
You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. — Bill Watterson
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. — Bill Watterson
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
— Zach Galifianakis
Words are weapons.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse
Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped.
— Christopher Moore
All about a dollar like four quarters.
— Lil' Wayne
There was something about almost dying that made me desperate to feel alive - and Jude's touch was the only thing that made me feel alive right now.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.
— Simone Elkeles