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Sorry But Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Andy Weir: Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was

Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb. — Andy Weir

Sorry But Funny Quotes By David Rothenberg: Life is far more interesting than it needs

Life is far more interesting than it needs to be, because the forces that guide it are not merely practical. — David Rothenberg

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Joanna Noelle Levesque: If anyone will listen I will continue to

If anyone will listen I will continue to sing. — Joanna Noelle Levesque

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: You say very funny things. I am sorry

You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me. — Kurt Vonnegut

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Daniel Goleman: And if there are any two moral stances

And if there are any two moral stances that our times call for, they are precisely these, self-restraint and compassion. — Daniel Goleman

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: I'm sorry, I just did a shot

I'm sorry, I just did a shot — Jennifer Lawrence

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: Sorry - Americans only buy things that come

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. — Louis C.K.

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Hasil Paudyal: Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: If you can live while doing what you

If you can live while doing what you love, then you are already a success. — Debasish Mridha

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Alfred Lord Tennyson: It is hard to wive and thrive both

It is hard to wive and thrive both in a year. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Kyousuke Motomi: Haha, I can't hit you. If I did,

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Veronica Rossi: Everything seemed awesome, now that I wasn't in

Everything seemed awesome, now that I wasn't in the mental clutches of a demon. — Veronica Rossi

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Nicole Krauss: After all, who isn't a survivor from the

After all, who isn't a survivor from the wreck of childhood? — Nicole Krauss

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Adam Rex: Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. — Adam Rex

Sorry But Funny Quotes By S.L. Walker: Nothing abnormal about the abnormal!" I laughed and

Nothing abnormal about the abnormal!" I laughed and finally he smirked, "Sorry just that's funny as shit. — S.L. Walker

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Norman Wisdom: I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. — Norman Wisdom

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Richard Brinsley Sheridan: Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Kenya Wright: I already apologized for that.""No, you didn't.""Then I'm

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Molly McAdams: Ahh . . . him I don't like.

Ahh . . . him I don't like. — Molly McAdams

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Junko: I'm sorry. The Truth is....I'm an Otaku.- Serinuma

I'm sorry. The Truth is....

I'm an Otaku.

- Serinuma Kae — Junko

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Will Smith: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Bill Watterson: You know, sometimes the world seems like a

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. — Bill Watterson

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife is so fat that when she

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. — Rodney Dangerfield

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I have to stop crying when I watch

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. — Zach Galifianakis

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Words are weapons.

Words are weapons. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Breanna Hayse: Now I really feel sorry for her. Your

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Christopher Moore: Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped.

Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped. — Christopher Moore

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Lil' Wayne: All about a dollar like four quarters.

All about a dollar like four quarters. — Lil' Wayne

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Woodrow Wilson: I am sorry for those that disagree with

I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong. — Woodrow Wilson

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: There was something about almost dying that made

There was something about almost dying that made me desperate to feel alive - and Jude's touch was the only thing that made me feel alive right now. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Simone Elkeles: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. — Simone Elkeles

Sorry But Funny Quotes By Kevin Heath: To me parenting is all about trust. If

To me parenting is all about trust. If you don't live by your words or actions how do you expect your kids to listen to you? — Kevin Heath