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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb. — Andy Weir

Life is far more interesting than it needs to be, because the forces that guide it are not merely practical. — David Rothenberg

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If anyone will listen I will continue to sing. — Joanna Noelle Levesque

You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me. — Kurt Vonnegut

And if there are any two moral stances that our times call for, they are precisely these, self-restraint and compassion. — Daniel Goleman

I'm sorry, I just did a shot — Jennifer Lawrence

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. — Louis C.K.

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

If you can live while doing what you love, then you are already a success. — Debasish Mridha

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

It is hard to wive and thrive both in a year. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

Everything seemed awesome, now that I wasn't in the mental clutches of a demon. — Veronica Rossi

After all, who isn't a survivor from the wreck of childhood? — Nicole Krauss

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. — Adam Rex

Nothing abnormal about the abnormal!" I laughed and finally he smirked, "Sorry just that's funny as shit. — S.L. Walker

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. — Norman Wisdom

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright

Ahh . . . him I don't like. — Molly McAdams

I'm sorry. The Truth is....

I'm an Otaku.

- Serinuma Kae — Junko

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. — Bill Watterson

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. — Rodney Dangerfield

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. — Zach Galifianakis

Words are weapons. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped. — Christopher Moore

All about a dollar like four quarters. — Lil' Wayne

I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong. — Woodrow Wilson

There was something about almost dying that made me desperate to feel alive - and Jude's touch was the only thing that made me feel alive right now. — Becca Fitzpatrick

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. — Simone Elkeles

To me parenting is all about trust. If you don't live by your words or actions how do you expect your kids to listen to you? — Kevin Heath