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Some Real Funny Quotes By Jeff Abbott: Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting

Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache. — Jeff Abbott

Some Real Funny Quotes By Rose Wynters: There's no way that you're real, she murmured

There's no way that you're real, she murmured to his crotch. — Rose Wynters

Some Real Funny Quotes By Carol Bartz: My grandmother raised me. She was a real

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

Some Real Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? — Steven Wright

Some Real Funny Quotes By Natasha Leggero: How are you gonna make an 'idol' from

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life? — Natasha Leggero

Some Real Funny Quotes By Anyta Sunday: I love to stalk. I love to stalk

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

Some Real Funny Quotes By Johnny Knoxville: It's a real primal thing, watching someone get

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. — Johnny Knoxville

Some Real Funny Quotes By David Foster Wallace: The only real significance she had attached to

The only real significance she had attached to the memory was that it was funny what stuck with you. — David Foster Wallace

Some Real Funny Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all the others are games. — Ernest Hemingway,

Some Real Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If Spiderman was real, and I was a

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock." — Mitch Hedberg

Some Real Funny Quotes By Dennis Conner: Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding

Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. — Dennis Conner

Some Real Funny Quotes By Paula Danziger: I made the choice long ago to write

I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. — Paula Danziger

Some Real Funny Quotes By Mark Haddon: [I]t is funny because economists are not real

[I]t is funny because economists are not real scientists, and because logicians think more clearly, but mathematicians are best. — Mark Haddon

Some Real Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: If a homeless person has a funny sign,

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

Some Real Funny Quotes By Morgan Freeman: I don't do comedy. I think if a

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny. — Morgan Freeman

Some Real Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I find anger to be funny. I find

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life. — Zach Galifianakis

Some Real Funny Quotes By John Arcudi: I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But

I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But that doesn't mean it isn't real.
-Abe Sapien — John Arcudi

Some Real Funny Quotes By Donald Miller: Naked people look funny when they are for-real

Naked people look funny when they are for-real naked, outside-a-magazine naked. — Donald Miller

Some Real Funny Quotes By Kim Harrison: No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. — Kim Harrison

Some Real Funny Quotes By Dwight D. Eisenhower: Unless each day can be looked back upon

Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Some Real Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman

Some Real Funny Quotes By Ben Barnes: I think if actors don't think of themselves

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy. — Ben Barnes

Some Real Funny Quotes By Lisi Harrison: Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because

Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison

Some Real Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to make a vending machine that

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg

Some Real Funny Quotes By Seth Rogen: For me to act natural and real but

For me to act natural and real but also try to be funny while doing that is hard. — Seth Rogen

Some Real Funny Quotes By Eugene Levy: I don't consider myself, you know, in real

I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, — Eugene Levy

Some Real Funny Quotes By Lauren DeStefano: Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth

Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'. — Lauren DeStefano

Some Real Funny Quotes By Becky Albertalli: Is that a space?No, it's a hydrant.

Is that a space?
No, it's a hydrant. — Becky Albertalli

Some Real Funny Quotes By Rebecca McNutt: One of the many downsides to being a

One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real. — Rebecca McNutt

Some Real Funny Quotes By Gary Gulman: It's a real valley when I talk about

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. — Gary Gulman

Some Real Funny Quotes By Fee Scott: I realize you cant just throw real gems

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

Some Real Funny Quotes By Ted Danson: To do something funny, you have to have

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson

Some Real Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank,

I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about. — Dave Barry

Some Real Funny Quotes By Veronica Roth: Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?""No, I think the

Be careful, though."
"Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth