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Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from Benny Hill.
— Julie Burchill
SOME people are dieing to LIVE.
— Shaikh Mustafa
After a time he fell asleep, and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy.
— J.M. Barrie
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
— Woody Allen
Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time
— Benny Bellamacina
You sure you don't want me to bring you back something?" Her eyes moved in the direction of his office. "A hit man? Some holy water?
— Christina Lauren
In fact, some people use humour so habitually that it is hard for them to remain serious for any length of time.
— Margaret Hough
I'd blow someone for a valium," I said in Jacob's ear."Maybe he's got one ... but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage. — Jordan Castillo Price
In peacetime some sort of introduction is generally required to make a person's acquaintance; in war a small eatable will perform the same office.
— Susanna Clarke
I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then ...
— Joshua Donellan
If they succeed, you will not be packed off to some idyllic farm, where you can write bad poetry, we will both be executed.
— A.H. Septimius
Some people just don't find their Prince Charming straight away, they have to search for him.
— Charlotte Fallowfield
There are some laws that are coded into the very nature of the universe, and one is: There Is Never Enough Shelf Space.
— Terry Pratchett
Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze - and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence.
— Spider Robinson
There should be a burnished tablet let into the ground on the spot where some courageous man first ate Stilton cheese, and survived.
— G.K. Chesterton
Some battles don't have a winner. Sometimes the best a good general can hope for is a ceasefire
— Emma Chase
Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
— Terry Pratchett
Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.
— Lois Greiman
Some of my best friends are women,' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.
— Kyril Bonfiglioli
Frame everything and some of it will become art.
— Benny Bellamacina
I may not hate al of the people all the time, but I hate all of them some of the time, and I hate some of them all of the time.
— Kathy McCullough
Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
— Eoin Colfer
If you want to add a little spice to your life, plant some dill. And learn to salsa.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Welcome to Aureus, land of illegal freaks. Have some torture and tea while you're here.
— Lydia Kang
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With my knives.
— Sarah J. Maas
Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile.
— C.J. Roberts
All hobbies suck, but if you keep at it, you might find at the end that you've managed to kill some precious time.
— Homer Simpson
When I was in film school, it was said that all good films were characterised by some form of humour.
— Lars Von Trier
I am the sum of my past experience.Some people have got a lot to answer for. — Peter James West
I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL ... BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK .
. IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS — ASHISH RANJAN
She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it.
— Robyn Carr
Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
At some point I was a Happy African Feminist Who Does Not Hate Men and Who Likes to Wear Lip Gloss and High Heels for Herself and Not For Men.
— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
In some company it's perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your prick.
— George Carlin
Some travel to find themselves - I was travelling to get lost.
— Zanesh Catkin
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people seem quite destitute a sense of humour.
— George Grossmith
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I personally feel that, for some people, their physique and looks work for them. And when you're deprived of both these aspects, you rely on humour!
— Riteish Deshmukh
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
— Groucho Marx
Humour is the most engaging cowardice. With it myself I have been able to hold some of my enemy in play far out of gunshot.
— Robert Frost
No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it
— Fernando Pessoa
Yes ... I miss that everyone in Ireland tries to knock some humour out of every situation. I don't think I appreciated that. It's unique to Ireland.
— Deirdre O'Kane
Why were kings cross? Maybe their trains were late! Some say warrior Queen Boudica was buried under platform 8.
— Terry Deary
