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He jokingly thought that this guy fancied himself some kind of Jedi knight, waiting for him to say, 'these are not the droids you're looking for. — Wendy Owens

Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from Benny Hill. — Julie Burchill

SOME people are dieing to LIVE. — Shaikh Mustafa

Of habit, the power that keeps the earth from flying to pieces; though there is some silly theory of gravitation. — O. Henry

After a time he fell asleep, and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy. — J.M. Barrie

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. — Woody Allen

There are some things you just don't say...not even in a school! — X

As for Percy, he held his magic ballpoint pen like he was trying to decide whether to bust out some sword moves or autograph Nike's chariot. — Rick Riordan

Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time — Benny Bellamacina

You sure you don't want me to bring you back something?" Her eyes moved in the direction of his office. "A hit man? Some holy water? — Christina Lauren

In fact, some people use humour so habitually that it is hard for them to remain serious for any length of time. — Margaret Hough

I'd blow someone for a valium," I said in Jacob's ear.
"Maybe he's got one ... but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage. — Jordan Castillo Price

In peacetime some sort of introduction is generally required to make a person's acquaintance; in war a small eatable will perform the same office. — Susanna Clarke

I'll betide thee, say I, and may the Gods, or at least the Athenians, confound thee for a vile citizen and a vile third-rate actor! Read the evidence. — Demosthenes

I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then ... — Joshua Donellan

If they succeed, you will not be packed off to some idyllic farm, where you can write bad poetry, we will both be executed. — A.H. Septimius

Some people just don't find their Prince Charming straight away, they have to search for him. — Charlotte Fallowfield

There are some laws that are coded into the very nature of the universe, and one is: There Is Never Enough Shelf Space. — Terry Pratchett

Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze - and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence. — Spider Robinson

Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead. — John Marsden

I flinch. Maybe you have to be male to understanding that castration can't be reduced to finger-scissors and some onomatopoeia. — Mark Mills

There should be a burnished tablet let into the ground on the spot where some courageous man first ate Stilton cheese, and survived. — G.K. Chesterton

Some battles don't have a winner. Sometimes the best a good general can hope for is a ceasefire — Emma Chase

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. — Terry Pratchett

Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. — Lois Greiman

Some of my best friends are women,' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them. — Kyril Bonfiglioli

Frame everything and some of it will become art. — Benny Bellamacina

I may not hate al of the people all the time, but I hate all of them some of the time, and I hate some of them all of the time. — Kathy McCullough

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! — Eoin Colfer

If you want to add a little spice to your life, plant some dill. And learn to salsa. — Ellen DeGeneres

Welcome to Aureus, land of illegal freaks. Have some torture and tea while you're here. — Lydia Kang

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With my knives. — Sarah J. Maas

Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile. — C.J. Roberts

All hobbies suck, but if you keep at it, you might find at the end that you've managed to kill some precious time. — Homer Simpson

When I was in film school, it was said that all good films were characterised by some form of humour. — Lars Von Trier

I am the sum of my past experience.
Some people have got a lot to answer for. — Peter James West

I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL ...
BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK .
. IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS — ASHISH RANJAN

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it. — Robyn Carr

Patrick actually used to be popular before Sam bought him some good music. — Stephen Chbosky

Some people respect some people only because some people respect them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

At some point I was a Happy African Feminist Who Does Not Hate Men and Who Likes to Wear Lip Gloss and High Heels for Herself and Not For Men. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington

In some company it's perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your prick. — George Carlin

Some travel to find themselves - I was travelling to get lost. — Zanesh Catkin

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country is. Yow can't scratch yer arse without some cunt filling o form abaht it. — Wes Brown

Some people seem quite destitute a sense of humour. — George Grossmith

Harder! Harder! Strike at it, for the gods' sake! It's a Parthian, not your grandmother! I swear if you don't put some effort into - What? — M.C. Scott

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I personally feel that, for some people, their physique and looks work for them. And when you're deprived of both these aspects, you rely on humour! — Riteish Deshmukh

Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor. — Groucho Marx

Some things were above my pay grade. Actually, there were things that slithered on their bellies that were higher than my pay grade. — Jodi Taylor

Humour is the most engaging cowardice. With it myself I have been able to hold some of my enemy in play far out of gunshot. — Robert Frost

No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it — Fernando Pessoa

Whenever dark things happen in my life, there is always some dark humour. — Ken Bruen

Scientists never study the important things. Like why some animals seem to have evolved the ability to gloat. — Joe Hill

I allowed an uncertain smile to cross my face, though it did so with a little reluctance, wary of being run down by some more powerful expression. — Ian Barker

What a Life: Give some of us pills to stop a fit, give the rest shock to start one. — Ken Kesey

Yes ... I miss that everyone in Ireland tries to knock some humour out of every situation. I don't think I appreciated that. It's unique to Ireland. — Deirdre O'Kane

Why were kings cross? Maybe their trains were late! Some say warrior Queen Boudica was buried under platform 8. — Terry Deary

Sighing dismally, she acknowledged that some things just weren't humanly possible - not even Martha Stewart could fold fitted sheets. — Karen Marie Moning

Call it a personal foible. Some people are scared of spiders. I'm scared of immolation. Also spiders. — Mark Lawrence