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Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke.
— Lil' Wayne
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
— Cecily Strong
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences.
— Quentin Tarantino
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
— David Cross
Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time.
— Gina Barreca
Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made.
— Akiva Schaffer
Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.
— George Carlin
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
What was the funniest thing you ever saw your children do?
— Vincent Staniforth
The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest.
— Dixie Carter
Cancer is funniest when discussed over breakfast.
— Amelia Gray
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
— Darrell Hammond
I've killed some of the funniest fuckers I've ever met.
— Karina Halle
Some of the funniest moments I've ever experienced have been in the midst of tragic situations in my life.
— Sarah Polley
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
— Albert Brooks
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
— W.C. Fields
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.
— Paul Neilan
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.
— David Alan Grier
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.
— Jemima Kirke
My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew.
— Russell Peters
Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is.
— Douglas Coupland
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.
— Adam McKay
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.
— Vanessa Bayer
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.
— Chevy Chase
We talkin' about practice?
— Allen Iverson
I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever.
— Ed Helms
Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it.
— Bryce Dallas Howard
My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
— Kevin Hart