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Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him? J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious. I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious. J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: It's an ongoing joke that a black man It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies. J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Sometimes you got to put somebody in their Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man. J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: My life is gardening, cleaning around the house My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Some of the best dramatic actors have started Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy. J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: A lot of comedians are selfish. A lot of comedians are selfish. J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me. J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage. J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I did a club one night - the I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: You know what I like? I like classic You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to me. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I was the hallway clown in high school. I was the hallway clown in high school. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I believe, even when I'm doing my standup I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: You want your lady to be a contortionist. You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist? — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: For me, standup will always be some part For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: At the top of this list has to At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I just always found it easier to be I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: We came here to pick up chicks, not We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Women put guys through tests all the time. Women put guys through tests all the time. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: People love things about Hollywood. People love to People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I have to satisfy my audience. I have to satisfy my audience. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: All you wanna do in life is do All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: You can't let people take advantage of you. You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: It's not even race; it's a certain type It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.' — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Live TV has an amazing pace to it. Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: When I started stand-up, the first thing I When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I may even show up behind the camera. I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Before I got into stand-up, I used to Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul. I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I should be European, man. I'm long and I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: There're rules to being the side chick. Rule There're rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you're number two. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: What happens in improv is you create your What happens in improv is you create your own storyline. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I have big hands. I can't do the I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware? — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I love to pitch things that I believe I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: If your boss asks you why you're comin' If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I'm putting on a suit and tie when I'm putting on a suit and tie when I go see The Great Gatsby. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I wish black people had a flag they I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest. — J. B. Smoove
Smoove Quotes By J. B. Smoove: I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious. — J. B. Smoove