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I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.
— J. B. Smoove
That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.
— J. B. Smoove
It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.
— J. B. Smoove
Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.
— J. B. Smoove
Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.
— J. B. Smoove
My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.
— J. B. Smoove
I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!
— J. B. Smoove
Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy.
— J. B. Smoove
A lot of comedians are selfish.
— J. B. Smoove
I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.
— J. B. Smoove
This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.
— J. B. Smoove
When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.
— J. B. Smoove
I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.
— J. B. Smoove
You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to me.
— J. B. Smoove
I was the hallway clown in high school.
— J. B. Smoove
I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.
— J. B. Smoove
You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?
— J. B. Smoove
For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.
— J. B. Smoove
At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.
— J. B. Smoove
We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.
— J. B. Smoove
Women put guys through tests all the time.
— J. B. Smoove
People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on.
— J. B. Smoove
Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.
— J. B. Smoove
I have to satisfy my audience.
— J. B. Smoove
You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.
— J. B. Smoove
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
— J. B. Smoove
I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.
— J. B. Smoove
I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.
— J. B. Smoove
Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.
— J. B. Smoove
Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove.
— J. B. Smoove
I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul.
— J. B. Smoove
I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.
— J. B. Smoove
What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.
— J. B. Smoove
I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.
— J. B. Smoove
Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?
— J. B. Smoove
If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.
— J. B. Smoove
I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.
— J. B. Smoove
Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing.
— J. B. Smoove
