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Smoke Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I like to smoke a pipe, because it's

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

Smoke Funny Quotes By Milan Nikolic: All the electronic devices are powered by white

All the electronic devices are powered by white smoke. When smoke goes out, device is dead. — Milan Nikolic

Smoke Funny Quotes By Laini Taylor: My tiny scary friend is coming

My tiny scary friend is coming — Laini Taylor

Smoke Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I got a smoke alarm at home, but

I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer. — Mitch Hedberg

Smoke Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. — Tim Vine

Smoke Funny Quotes By Agatha Christie: Put that in your mustache and smoke it.

Put that in your mustache and smoke it. — Agatha Christie

Smoke Funny Quotes By Doug Benson: I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject. — Doug Benson

Smoke Funny Quotes By Charles Bukowski: What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink,

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski

Smoke Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore.

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" — Mike Birbiglia