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Love speaks with a false tongue. It kisses you in one ear, then turns with a hiss to bite the other.
— Matthew Skelton
Comedian Red Skelton once defined Congress as "bingo with billions." These days, it's more like Russian roulette.
— Lauren M. Bloom
I only come to life when there are people watching.
— Red Skelton
Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.
— Red Skelton
I had opened a book that could not be closed, started a story that had no obvious conclusion. It was a tale in which I wanted to play no part.
— Matthew Skelton
Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.
— Red Skelton
I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.
— Red Skelton
Kneel to nobody; bow to everyone.
— Robin Skelton
I have a sixth sense, but not the other five. If I wasn't making money, they'd put me away.
— Red Skelton
Death is the only mystery we all solve.
— Robin Skelton
A vice is merely a pleasure that someone else has objected to.
— Robin Skelton
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
— Red Skelton
Anything said off the cuff has usually been written on it first.
— Robin Skelton
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
— Red Skelton
It requires less skill to love than to be loved.
— Robin Skelton
More dreams are destroyed in bed than are ever found there.
— Robin Skelton
A child's love naturally expands to encompass any person in his family that loves him.
— S.R. Skelton
Congress: Bingo with billions.
— Red Skelton
It held an eye to the future and a tongue to the past.
— Matthew Skelton
Wisdom speaks with a silent tongue.
— Matthew Skelton
I left home because I was hungry.
— Red Skelton
A vice is merely a pleasure to which somebody has objected.
— Robin Skelton
The safest place to hide a leaf is in a forest.
— Matthew Skelton
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
— Red Skelton
It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.
— Red Skelton
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
— Red Skelton
She smiled. "How ... cute." She chose the word rather like a candy, which she bit.
— Matthew Skelton
I have no history but the length of my bones.
— Robin Skelton
You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
— Red Skelton
Red Skelton ... I broke into tears when I met him.
— Rip Taylor
Our country will not stand for any political plan that includes amnesty for insurgents.
— Ike Skelton
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
— Red Skelton
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
— Red Skelton
Never believe what you cannot doubt.
— Robin Skelton
Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor ... help us keep our balance.
— Hattie McDaniel
What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.
— Buddy Hackett
Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?
— Red Skelton
Some part of us still believes that men should kill.
— Robin Skelton
To imitate a lunkhead without malice or derision is quite a feat - and Red Skelton brings it off everytime. - Humorist Leo Rosten
— Douglas Wissing
Procrustes was an editor.
— Robin Skelton
It is the distance between us that creates language.
— Robin Skelton
Men who like women rarely fall in love.
— Robin Skelton
Wisdom comes with age and experience.
— Matthew Skelton
You can never trust the heart of another?
— Matthew Skelton
