
Let me tell you something, planes and kids ... I've got a 3 and 1 year old, I don't wish that on anybody. —
Steve Zahn

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder are mirrors a waste of time? —
Diane Keaton

Seize the day. Well, I aspire to that anyway. —
Joely Richardson

A dyslexic man walks into a bra- T-shirt —
Darynda Jones

Though they were Liberals they were not democrats; nor yet infidels. —
Anthony Trollope

Know yourself to improve yourself. —
Auguste Comte