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Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: I was working on a flat tax proposal

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: If it doesn't have siamese twins in a

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer Simpson: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? — Homer Simpson

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Tananarive Due: Your past is your shadow. It has form

Your past is your shadow. It has form but no substance, except in the places you allow it to touch you. ( — Tananarive Due

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Scott Lynch: Bearded peasant goes in one end of an

Bearded peasant goes in one end of an alley, clean-shaven gentleman comes out the other? Really?" "It's a classic! — Scott Lynch

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: If something's hard to do, then it's not

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Matt Groening: You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: I've always wondered if there was a God.

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Matt Groening: Books are useless! I only ever read one

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: The strong must protect the sweet.

The strong must protect the sweet. — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Matt Groening: I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Matt Groening: When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Matt Groening: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Jerry J.C. Veit: There comes a time when a man must

There comes a time when a man must forgo familiarity and venture into uncertainty; risking obscurity, but also quite possibly ... finding meaning. — Jerry J.C. Veit

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: And here I am using my own lungs

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

The Simpsons are going to Delaware! — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Kristen Ashley: You think, you got a dick, you gotta

You think, you got a dick, you gotta do the work. Make the plays. Give the chase. Fight the good fight. But you're wrong. — Kristen Ashley

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Riccardo Giacconi: Nothing is going to happen unless you work

Nothing is going to happen unless you work with your life's blood. — Riccardo Giacconi

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: But you can't stop at one, you wanna

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Wale: It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh)

It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh) when I got them Homer Simpsons. — Wale

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Martial: A vagrant is everywhere at home.

A vagrant is everywhere at home. — Martial

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Kevin Smith: With what you don't know about me, I

With what you don't know about me, I could just about fill the Grand Canyon. — Kevin Smith

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: Good things don't end in -eum; they end

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I remember, no matter how impossible it seemed

I remember, no matter how impossible it seemed that any given day would end, it always did. This one would, too. — Augusten Burroughs

Simpsons Homer Quotes By Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. — Homer