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Simpson Jokes Quotes By Adam Lambert: I wouldn't ever give myself the label bisexual,

I wouldn't ever give myself the label bisexual, but bi-curious, yeah. — Adam Lambert

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Annette Funicello: The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To

The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure. — Annette Funicello

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Sri Sri Ravi Shankar: There is nothing for you to take away

There is nothing for you to take away from this world. You have come to give. — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Robert Woodhouse: This water tastes like it was in a

This water tastes like it was in a bowl. — Robert Woodhouse

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Helen Thomas: Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose. — Helen Thomas

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Bryce Courtenay: But I was still alive, and in my

But I was still alive, and in my book, where there's life, there's hope. — Bryce Courtenay

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Lauren Conrad: I think that a lot of times, I

I think that a lot of times, I trust people I shouldn't, and it turns out right, and it makes me feel a little better about it. — Lauren Conrad

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Gyms are always packed. The only machine available

Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine. — Jim Gaffigan

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Elinor Wylie: I am better able to imagine hell than

I am better able to imagine hell than heaven; it is my inheritance, I suppose. — Elinor Wylie

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Joyce Meyer: We are to enjoy what we have while

We are to enjoy what we have while we have it, but we are never to get to the point where we think we could not love without it. — Joyce Meyer

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Harry Gordon Johnson: Most people are blinded by faith leaving them

Most people are blinded by faith leaving them unable to see the truth that is science. — Harry Gordon Johnson

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: Genius is non-conformity.

Genius is non-conformity. — Vladimir Nabokov

Simpson Jokes Quotes By Suzanne Collins: So, in a way, my name being drawn

So, in a way, my name being drawn in the reaping was a real piece of luck, says Peeta. — Suzanne Collins