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Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: One time, hey, in high school this girl

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER! — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I! — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I sting like a butterfly and punch like

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: When security comes, every man for himself

When security comes, every man for himself — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised,

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states

I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Nap time would become a national pastime. A

Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest! — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: We killed our own hogs, we killed our

We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Fred Astaire's got nothing on me.

Fred Astaire's got nothing on me. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm like an owl ... I don't give

I'm like an owl ... I don't give a HOOT! — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Everything I say is 95% truthful.

Everything I say is 95% truthful. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and

I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here! — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm really a shy person.

I'm really a shy person. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Hey, you can't teach an old dog new

Hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Now, you can give an old dog new toys! And, hey, we've got one here. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.

Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm the master of distractions. A couple of

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: It ain't gun control we need; it's sin

It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: You can't teach an old dog new dog

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here! — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Hey, if you want something done right, don't

Hey, if you want something done right, don't ask me. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that

The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.' — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: People don't realize where unsweet tea came from.

People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Hey, when two beavers walk into the house,

Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, Hey, shut the dam door! — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Willie Robertson: Si's beard is really awkward. One side is

Si's beard is really awkward. One side is longer than the other, and it's about three different colors. I don't think he washes it. It's nasty. — Willie Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: That's what got me through 65 years of

That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: God has taken four guys that look like

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because

I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's

You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Some people say I'm a dreamer, others say,

Some people say I'm a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we're going to have to let you go'. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: A beaver is about like the ninjas the

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I look in the mirror every morning, okay.

I look in the mirror every morning, okay. What is going on here? You know, I just say, 'Look, it's sheer insanity.' — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't

A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: The Bible says that you marry for life,

The Bible says that you marry for life, okay. It's a lifetime decision. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Never insult a mans beard, you either get

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: They got some people that are saying, hey,

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: When I sign people's stuff, I put down

When I sign people's stuff, I put down John 3:16 and 17. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I go out into America, and I am

I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while

Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I was in my tighty-whities and I never

I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.

Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,'

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: Hey, doctors have proven that daytime naps improve

Hey, doctors have proven that daytime naps improve your memory and help you remember important facts. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I eventually figured out that a cigarette is

I eventually figured out that a cigarette is nothing more than a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper - with fire at one end and an idiot at the other! — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got

I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do. — Si Robertson

Si Robertson Quotes By Si Robertson: I don't know any redneck that's not into

I don't know any redneck that's not into fun. That's their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck. — Si Robertson