Shower Time Quotes
Collection of top 20 famous quotes about Shower Time
Shower Time Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Shower Time quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
— Sarah Silverman
The greatest dreams are always unrealistic.
— Will Smith
When I was growing up, in our house nudity was defined as the period of time between the shower and your towel.
— Amy Cohen
What kind of ethical philosophy is it that condemns every child, even before it is born, to inherit the sin of a remote ancestor? Augustine,
— Richard Dawkins
I don't spend as much time on my hair as people think. I get out of the shower, whack some grease on there and I'm done.
— Chris Isaak
Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.
— Janet Evanovich
She clung to him, she poured out her terrors, her unavailing regrets, and the far echoes turned them all to jeering laughter.
— Mark Twain
Once I leave this earth, I know I've done something that will continue to help others.
— Jackie Joyner-Kersee
I always tell Bobby he was up in the air so so long that I had had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.
— Bobby Orr
Due to a life of training and playing, I seem to spend half my time in the shower.
— Jonny Wilkinson
This morning I was standing in the shower and thought how I was sick of losing and how it was about time I had a big game.
— Benji Marshall
Every time I see a guy walk out of an over-the-top sports car, I think they need a cold shower.
— Gia Allemand
Why got plans today, hon, and we got to check out, get home, shower, and if you get up now, we'll have enough time to f each other's brain out.
— J. Lynn
Time may be a river, but memory is a meteor shower, a staccato beat of energetic impacts.
— James J. Houts
One time she threw a dinner plate at his head and called him retarded. Then he held her down in the shower, calling her a hot-head.
— Stylo Fantome
Just got back from a 5 day camping trip. No phones, no Internet, no problem. It was great. Now time for a hot shower. I absolutely reek!
— Cody Walker
Time is the shower of Danae; each drop is golden.
— Sophie Swetchine
I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management.
— Michelle Williams