Shower Time Quotes: top 20 famous quotes about Shower Time

Shower Time Quotes & Sayings

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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean. — Sarah Silverman

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. — Will Smith

When I was growing up, in our house nudity was defined as the period of time between the shower and your towel. — Amy Cohen

What kind of ethical philosophy is it that condemns every child, even before it is born, to inherit the sin of a remote ancestor? Augustine, — Richard Dawkins

I don't spend as much time on my hair as people think. I get out of the shower, whack some grease on there and I'm done. — Chris Isaak

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing. — Janet Evanovich

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. — Bill Watterson

She clung to him, she poured out her terrors, her unavailing regrets, and the far echoes turned them all to jeering laughter. — Mark Twain

Once I leave this earth, I know I've done something that will continue to help others. — Jackie Joyner-Kersee

I always tell Bobby he was up in the air so so long that I had had time to shower and change before he hit the ice. — Bobby Orr

Due to a life of training and playing, I seem to spend half my time in the shower. — Jonny Wilkinson

This morning I was standing in the shower and thought how I was sick of losing and how it was about time I had a big game. — Benji Marshall

Every time I see a guy walk out of an over-the-top sports car, I think they need a cold shower. — Gia Allemand

Why got plans today, hon, and we got to check out, get home, shower, and if you get up now, we'll have enough time to f each other's brain out. — J. Lynn

Those critics awards come and go every year, but the finished movie is your work. — Scott Rudin

Time may be a river, but memory is a meteor shower, a staccato beat of energetic impacts. — James J. Houts

One time she threw a dinner plate at his head and called him retarded. Then he held her down in the shower, calling her a hot-head. — Stylo Fantome

Just got back from a 5 day camping trip. No phones, no Internet, no problem. It was great. Now time for a hot shower. I absolutely reek! — Cody Walker

Time is the shower of Danae; each drop is golden. — Sophie Swetchine

I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management. — Michelle Williams