Shower Funny Quotes
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Shower Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Do unto others as you wish others do unto you.
— Confucius
It's sort of interesting how, when you get older, things that were once so important sort of fall away.
— Kate Bosworth
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'
— Adam Ferrara
She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.
— Larissa Ione
Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business
— Gregory David Roberts
Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.
— Cassandra Giovanni
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .
— Steven Wright
Find your centre and live in it.
— Ralph Waldo Trine
We only want autonomous collaborators that are incentivized to make or break their own income.
— Joel Salatin
Spiced Coconut Chicken and Rice
— Laurel Randolph
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
— Daniel Tosh
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
— Andy Borowitz
