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You can't talk to a man, with a shotgun in his hand. — Carole King

My father had bought him a shirt
that said Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic,
have you seen my shotgun? — Tara Sivec

Shaya's chasing Nick with her shotgun - and I'm not even kidding. I believe the last words she said to him before we left were, 'Run, Alpha-boy. — Suzanne Wright

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. — Eric Kripke

I've gone out with my shotgun. This is hunting country out there. You better run. — Lou Reed

-hatred is like a shotgun. It's powerful and it rips apart everything in its path-good, bad or indifferent. — R.S. Belcher

As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel. — Jeff Lindsay

On a horse that consistently hung left-The best thing you can do is put a bit of lead in his right ear, to act as a counterbalance ... with a shotgun. — Lester Piggott

It's not like most guys are going to pass muster with the Terrible Trio anyway. They're a hundred times worse than a dad with a shotgun. — Jay Crownover

I had a feeling that Harvey wore his shotgun around the house like a pair of holey underwear. — Ann Charles

Aha, it's Mr. Shoot-the-Krag-Eight-Times-with-a-Shotgun-to-Make-Damn-Sure-He's-Dead Shepard. And — H. Paul Honsinger

It's not like I invited you. Oh, and shotgun. I'm not sitting next to the turkey. — H.M. Ward

Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories. — Brian Spellman

As a very young man growing up in Texas, usually I got a shotgun or cowboy boots for Christmas. — Robert Wilson

Philosophy without criticism is like hunting deer without a shotgun, so, if you want people to like you, avoid robust philosophical debate. — Julian Baggini

When perfectionism is driving us, shame is riding shotgun and fear is that annoying backseat driver! — Brene Brown

Carrying a shotgun makes you less amusing. — Barry Graham

I'm Australian; I know how to use a shotgun! — Max Barry

Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun. — Rutger Hauer

She has a high opinion of herself," Andrea said. "Oh yes. When she gets into a car, her ego has to ride shotgun. — Ilona Andrews

PMS? You're damned right I have PMS! It stands for Pass My Shotgun, which means you'd better sleep with one eye open, buster. — Jane Graves

I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course, I'm tense. — Courtney Allison Moulton

It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun. — Larry Wall

...there is no sound in nature that makes men move along faster than the pumping of a shotgun. — C.J. Box

You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them. — Eddie Murphy

Women never bought Freud's idea of penis envy: who would want a shotgun when you can have an automatic? — Natalie Angier

Kill them with kindness and if that didn't work, use a shotgun — Heidi Cullinan

it grinned the foolish and charmingly witless grin of all dogs who had ever ridden shotgun in such a fashion. In — Dean Koontz

Shotgun blasts in a small hallway. The panicked, jaybird cries of my mother, still trying to save her kids with half her head gone. — Gillian Flynn

Living in L.A. sometimes felt like you were riding shotgun with the devil to the apocalypse. — Michael Connelly

She is an uber-doer, exactly the kind of person you want riding shotgun when you're chasing a big goal and also trying to have a life. — Chris Hadfield

I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that's why I like flash fiction, it's a lot like using a shotgun. — Neil Leckman

Kate stood next to Ethan with a shotgun of her — Blake Crouch

Black Jesus hangs from the cross in a painting on the hallway wall, and Malcolm X holds a shotgun in a photograph next to him. — Angie Thomas

It's sometimes better to pretend I don't hear the sound of somebody in the nearby woods with a shotgun. — Dashiell Hammett

Imagine waking up and finding your first and last view of the world was a shotgun barrel. That'd be a hell of a life. — John Scalzi

Hannah leaned against the wall. 'Mind if I call shotgun?'
'Since you're carrying one? Feel free. — Rachel Caine

Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord
and shotgun do your stuff — Joe R. Lansdale

Every AI ever built has an electromagnetic shotgun wired to its forehead.' Case — William Gibson

Okay, can somebody quickly just summarize for the shotgun department who it's okay and not okay to shoot? — David Wong

A youth's knowledge is like a cheap shotgun-likely to do as much damage to the owner as to the game. — Austin O'Malley

I've got more faith in my shotgun than any man, that's for sure. — Kerrelyn Sparks

Her mighty eyebrow rose like a kite catching the wind, flock of geese fleeing a shotgun blast, excursion balloon departing carnival grounds. — Dennis Vickers

When your holding a double barrel shotgun use both barrels. — JR

The big man had been wakened by the noise, and had fired both barrels of a shotgun into Nag just behind the hood. — Rudyard Kipling

I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food. — Jenna Fischer

My Suzie, also known as Shotgun Suzie, also known as Oh Christ It's Her, Run. — Simon R. Green

Just when you think you're in the cat-bird's seat, the Angel of Death calls "dibs" on shotgun. — P.L. Reiter

wasn't no bit of me willing to ride shotgun to my own funeral. — J.D. Jordan

When I was writing 'Shotgun,' it's one of the first songs that's come to me as an image. — Valerie June

I bet I wouldn't have been kidnapped if my pet raptor was riding shotgun" — Katie McGarry

Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun? — Jesse Petersen

An unprovoked head butt is like bringing a sawed-off shotgun to a knife fight. — Lee Child

the National Aeronautics and Space Administration's Langley Research Center. I rode shotgun in our 1970s Pontiac, — Margot Lee Shetterly

I'd never heard any noise quite so welcome as the click that a shotgun made when it wasn't killing me. — Mike Mullin

Like I said: the only god I believe in is coming back. And when he arrives, I'll be waiting with a shotgun. — Charles Stross

It's always helpful to remember that when perfectionism is driving, shame is riding shotgun. — Brene Brown

A FRIGHTENED, ANGRY, FOUR-HUNDRED-POUND, antisocial chef with a combat shotgun never leads to anything good. — Dean Koontz

Nybakk's shotgun in Oppsal was the easier option. Furthermore, a shotgun gave him more room to maneuver. To retrieve the rifle — Jo Nesbo

They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shrake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident. — John Sandford

Simply, with a Republican Congress sitting shotgun, Mitt Romney will put the middle class on the roof and take us for a long, painful ride. — Patty Murray

Don't make Christ ride shotgun. — Mark Hart

Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy. — Truman Capote

When I hit the bong
I'm Godzilla takin' over Hong Kong
Eatin' wonton with a shotgun in long johns. — Redman

Mercy grinned. Do I smell a shotgun wedding? I've wanted to call you Daddy for so long now. — Lauren Gilley

I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun, These people ain't seen a brown skin man, Since their grandparents bought one — Zack De La Rocha

A sword and a shotgun lay across brackets in the wall, the rhinestones that covered them glittering under the overhanging lightbulb. Ethan startled — Blake Crouch

The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight ... I'd choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead. — Clint Smith

There is a shotgun wedding going on and its between Marketing and IT. Finance's worst nightmare — Beth Comstock

I figured in the fuel, the guns, two rifles, the shotgun, the handguns, four grenades. Period. Two quarts of oil. I scratched a nub of pencil — Peter Heller

John jolted awake to find himself staring down a shotgun wielded by his greatest enemy: himself. — David Wong

Maude Jones, had killed herself with a shotgun one morning, leaving a note which merely said, 'Can't stand listening to this wind no more. — Larry McMurtry

You're about to meet the business end of my shotgun, comin' on McKay land and insulting me and mine. — Lorelei James

ANYBODY ORDER A JAILBREAK WITH A SIDE OF SHOTGUN? — David Wong

We need to stop the little girl," said Richard "pass me that shotgun. — Kim Newman

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

To a police officer, a sawed off shotgun is the ultimate nightmare. You can blow someone in half! — Steven Seagal

That sound, the sound of a shell inserted into the receiver of the shotgun changed everything. — Perry Perrett

Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up! — Mitch Hedberg

The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever. — Nash Buckingham