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A short cut to matrimonial unhappiness is not to have the same taste in jokes! — Margaret Deland

I dance because I have to, because I'm so passionate about it. — Paula Abdul

I had a really hard time growing up; we were a large family, and we didn't have much money at home. — Luis Suarez

If dost thou love life, then Do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of, as Poor Richard says. — Benjamin Franklin

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we? — Noel Coward

Man prides himself on being the only animal who can modify his nature, yet when he chooses to do so he is called a phony. — Anton Szandor LaVey

It's much easier to have one swing thought than many. — Butch Harmon

Officially she was there to liaise with me on the case, but really she was there for the wide-screen TV, takeaways and the unresolved sexual tension. — Ben Aaronovitch

[L]ife is one big jest at the expense of humanity. -
'The Mupondawana Dancing Champion — Petina Gappah

I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line. — Demetri Martin

Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes. — Martin Short

I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's not really a jokey thing. — Cecily Strong