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Short Jokes And Quotes By Margaret Deland: A short cut to matrimonial unhappiness is not

A short cut to matrimonial unhappiness is not to have the same taste in jokes! — Margaret Deland

Short Jokes And Quotes By Paula Abdul: I dance because I have to, because I'm

I dance because I have to, because I'm so passionate about it. — Paula Abdul

Short Jokes And Quotes By Luis Suarez: I had a really hard time growing up;

I had a really hard time growing up; we were a large family, and we didn't have much money at home. — Luis Suarez

Short Jokes And Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: If dost thou love life, then Do not

If dost thou love life, then Do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of, as Poor Richard says. — Benjamin Franklin

Short Jokes And Quotes By Noel Coward: We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we? — Noel Coward

Short Jokes And Quotes By Anton Szandor LaVey: Man prides himself on being the only animal

Man prides himself on being the only animal who can modify his nature, yet when he chooses to do so he is called a phony. — Anton Szandor LaVey

Short Jokes And Quotes By Butch Harmon: It's much easier to have one swing thought

It's much easier to have one swing thought than many. — Butch Harmon

Short Jokes And Quotes By Ben Aaronovitch: Officially she was there to liaise with me

Officially she was there to liaise with me on the case, but really she was there for the wide-screen TV, takeaways and the unresolved sexual tension. — Ben Aaronovitch

Short Jokes And Quotes By Petina Gappah: [L]ife is one big jest at the expense

[L]ife is one big jest at the expense of humanity. -
'The Mupondawana Dancing Champion — Petina Gappah

Short Jokes And Quotes By Demetri Martin: I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line. — Demetri Martin

Short Jokes And Quotes By Martin Short: Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.

Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes. — Martin Short

Short Jokes And Quotes By Cecily Strong: I do Twitter, but I'm still not great

I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's not really a jokey thing. — Cecily Strong