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Holidays, if you enjoy them, have no history.
— Rosamond Lehmann
Homemade sweaters are always itchy.
— Mo Rocca
The work of science is to substitute facts for appearances, and demonstrations for impressions.
— John Ruskin
and pulled . . . like taffy.
— Amy Harmon
If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private mask.
— Frances Conroy
Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels.
— Ingvar Kamprad
God can and will break the labels that have held you hostage.
— Craig Groeschel
We are born with a lingering hunger We are born to be unsatisfied We are strangers who can't help but wander And dream about the other side ...
— Nichole Nordeman
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything good in the world.
— Helen Keller
Real liberation for men means that they can explore and integrate their feminine aspects of consciousness.
— Marianne Williamson