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Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Jon Anderson: Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping. — Jon Anderson

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Judy Croome: Baffled and disgruntled, I fill my Woolworths trolley

Baffled and disgruntled, I fill my Woolworths trolley with dead turkey and lamb, and wonder when Love was lost, among the Christmas crowd. — Judy Croome

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Laura Resnick: What's going on here?" Miles demanded, pushing his

What's going on here?" Miles demanded, pushing his way past the last of the stampeding throng. "And why is Santa worshiping that elf? — Laura Resnick

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Neil DeGrasse Tyson: Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC)

Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA). — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Conan O'Brien: There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas.

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? — Conan O'Brien

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning. — Andy Borowitz

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Larry Merchant: The Super Bowl is like Christmas shopping at

The Super Bowl is like Christmas shopping at Macy's for bookies. — Larry Merchant

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if you go

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. — Jeff Foxworthy

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By David Letterman: I was Christmas shopping and ran into a

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from." — David Letterman

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Gerard Del Re: On the day after Christmas, some store or

On the day after Christmas, some store or another will always take out and ad saying there are only 364 shopping days to Christmas. No one is amused. — Gerard Del Re

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Donna Tartt: Over to the Asia Society, and now she's

Over to the Asia Society, and now she's out doing a bit of Christmas shopping. She says you, ah, you're meeting her later tonight? — Donna Tartt

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By John Waters: Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for

Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left. — John Waters

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: Christmas comes but once a year, starts in

Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July — Benny Bellamacina

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By Lacey Silks: Shopping was great." A week later, it was

Shopping was great." A week later, it was finally Christmas Eve. We were hosting Christmas this year, and I'd spent the week trying to — Lacey Silks

Shopping For Christmas Quotes By David Letterman: Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve. — David Letterman