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That won't happen, Blayne's hybrid said, and shifted. Shifted into something only Blayne could truly love.
Yep. I'm gonna have freak grandkids. — Shelly Laurenston

She sighed as if she'd realized the worst thing imaginable. We're going to be together and in love forever, aren't we? — Shelly Laurenston

Mace growled and wondered how much prison time a man would do for tossing his sister into the East River. — Shelly Laurenston

I'm sorry ... what?" "For they are the Crows," he intoned solemnly, "and they are the harbingers of death. — Shelly Laurenston

What? Sammy Ray yelled back. It was like the Smith family had only one volume level. — Shelly Laurenston

She couldn't find her shirt, but she sure as hell found her gun. — Shelly Laurenston

That's why Ronnie was Sissy's best friend. She hated all the right people. — Shelly Laurenston

You do. And I have the sweetest, most cuddliest, most adorable bear ever. — Shelly Laurenston

To quote my daddy, don't be such a pussy."

"But I am a pussy. — Shelly Laurenston

He leaned down to her ear and purred. Damn but she loved when he purred. — Shelly Laurenston

Fine! Do whatever you want. And when you get fleas, don't come complaining to me. — Shelly Laurenston

My brother got shot three times two months ago, and he didn't get the fever."
"I bet your family gets shot at a lot, huh? — Shelly Laurenston

Good God, woman. Hit the brakes on the freight train that is your mouth. — Shelly Laurenston

I think that lion females are really lesbians and the males are used strictly for their sperm — Shelly Laurenston

Do you really think I'd let anything happen to you? That I'd let anyone hurt you? After everything I've done today to keep you breathing? — Shelly Laurenston

Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated! — Shelly Laurenston

I know she's weird. Her friends know she's weird. And we all accept it because she's weird, but also amazing. — Shelly Laurenston

So, taking a page from the Alla Baranova-MacRyrie handbook of motivational techniques, Lock said, Hey, I totally understand if you can't do this. — Shelly Laurenston

Ronnie snarled and Brendon roared back.
Her eyes narrowed. "You roared at me?"
"And I'll do it again if you can't keep your paws off my Oreos. — Shelly Laurenston

There is no problem. And I'd like to keep it that way."
"Fine, ya big pussy."
"You have to know that's not an insult to me, right? — Shelly Laurenston

Back then, they'd liked their cars the way they'd liked their men. Big, powerful, and mean. — Shelly Laurenston

You got pulled over on the Autobahn? — Shelly Laurenston

guys said a date didn't count if they hadn't been laid. — Shelly Laurenston

Im not looking for marriage here, Zach. I just want to fuck her until one of us dies. — Shelly Laurenston

Your sense of humor is not for everyone, but I have to say it's growing on me. Like an out-of-control fungus. — Shelly Laurenston

As my daddy would say, time to start the killin — Shelly Laurenston

I'm not a whore, Dee-Ann. You can't just come here to use and abuse me before going on your merry way. Unless, of course, you're naked. — Shelly Laurenston

Mace let out an exasperated sigh. "It's bad enough we have the baby. Which I was accepting of because he's mine."
"That's real big of ya, hoss. — Shelly Laurenston

Yes. I appreciate the helpful and long spreadsheet with all the many places you can't go. — Shelly Laurenston

You can't be hungry."
"You keep saying that like you expect my answer to change. — Shelly Laurenston

She was thinking, I have a nut in my house. How do I get the nut out of my house? — Shelly Laurenston

Mace watched his beautiful sister. She took after their mother. He took after his father. And they got along about as well as that pair did. — Shelly Laurenston

Gwen hates me," she reminded him.
"Don't be narcissistic. She hates everyone. — Shelly Laurenston

No, he wasn't letting Dez MacDermot get away. He'd take her down like his ancestors took down full-grown zebra. — Shelly Laurenston

Oh, my God! Gwen suddenly burst out, startling the bears in the room, which made the rest of the predators nervous. — Shelly Laurenston

She couldn't get past him. After another minute, she screamed, You'll never take me alive! I'll never let you get me to a secondary location! — Shelly Laurenston

A cry for help that only Ma and someone else's apple pie - " because Christ knows Ma can't bake " - can fix. — Shelly Laurenston

Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?"
"A smart one. — Shelly Laurenston

I swear, Bobby Ray, you don't have the sense the Lord gave a rabbit. — Shelly Laurenston

He tried to make me wear a suit."
"Why?" Sissy asked dryly. "Are you planning on going to a funeral after our date? — Shelly Laurenston

Like heavy-duty Tupperware, Blayne kept bouncing back. — Shelly Laurenston

We're a 'we' now?" "I thought I made that clear the other night when I tied you face down to the bed and fucked ya proper — Shelly Laurenston

They all stared at the television. Twenty male shapeshifters quietly watching The Howling. — Shelly Laurenston

Deny everything. Admit nothing. Demand proof — Shelly Laurenston

The last thing Mitch really remembered was ... being on top of Sissy. He'd had a split second of thinking, Wow. This feels really good. — Shelly Laurenston

The cutest little girl with big blond curls turned and yelled, Mommmmmmm! Bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! — Shelly Laurenston

Not that he had anything to worry about. Personally, Sissy would like to avoid having acid thrown in her face. She was wacky that way. — Shelly Laurenston

I'm okay," he reassured her before he could say something stupid. Like "marry me. — Shelly Laurenston

Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat! — Shelly Laurenston

He is a pimple on the cock of humanity — Shelly Laurenston

Mister?" she snapped.

"Paddington?" he shot back. — Shelly Laurenston

Mitch glanced at Ralph and back at Brendon. "I think he's snoring."
"Or those are hunger growls."
"Bastard. — Shelly Laurenston

Zach - "Yes. And Tigers. And mountain lions. There's an array of shifters."
Sara - "Bunnies? — Shelly Laurenston

The ref blew the whistle and the pack took off. The "jostling" from earlier had turned into a "melee" Sun Tzu would have been afraid of. — Shelly Laurenston

Surprisingly, Gwendolyn, I have more important things to do with my time, like put bamboo shoots under my nails or drill holes in all my teeth. — Shelly Laurenston

You sniffed her ass, didn't you?
Conall didn't even bother hiding his grin. — Shelly Laurenston

I hate her."
"Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows. — Shelly Laurenston

Now y'all, cut it out. Brothers and sisters shouldn't act like this."
Sissy stared at her brother's mate. "Are you new to the neighborhood? — Shelly Laurenston

I want to awkwardly hug you. — Shelly Laurenston

The entire floor teeming with full-humans watching their children skate, all of them hoping to be the breeder of the next gold Olympian. — Shelly Laurenston

i have a headache i bet thtat hammer will work — Shelly Laurenston

You cry at a movie but not about your brother? — Shelly Laurenston

Because isn't that what the holidays are all about - letting your family make you wish you were an orphan? — Shelly Laurenston

Even when things went out of control, his kisses never seemed brutal or vicious. Just ... determined. The bastard. — Shelly Laurenston

Brendon's big hands slid under her skirt and took hold of the plain white cotton panties she had to dig through her entire suitcase to find. — Shelly Laurenston

He was the one ol' Tigger here beat up in his hospital room. — Shelly Laurenston

He growled. Really, how attached could Smitty be to his sister? Would he really notice if Mace killed her? — Shelly Laurenston

Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. "There are big breasts in my face," he announced to anyone who would listen. — Shelly Laurenston

Gotta be faster than that, pretty kitty. — Shelly Laurenston

Uh ... could you leave him here? He kind of comes with the place."
Frowning, Lock glanced down. "Oh, jeez!" Oh, jeez? — Shelly Laurenston

Gwen handed the bag to him. "Honey buns for my honey bun. — Shelly Laurenston

She pushes you because she wants you to be the best."
"The best at what? Matricide? — Shelly Laurenston

Damn tricky cats! — Shelly Laurenston

What are you lookin' at me for? I'm a ray of fuckin' sunshine. — Shelly Laurenston

Don't fret none, darlin'. I got your back."
"You said that in Budapest. I still have the scars, too. — Shelly Laurenston

You don't think before you do, then you're shocked when you end up on the wrong side of a shit pile. — Shelly Laurenston

,I like her." Because she makes you shine. — Shelly Laurenston

Van Holtz, you bastard! You're doing this on purp ... on ... oh! That feels very nice. Do that again. — Shelly Laurenston

You're willing to miss the finals ... for me?"
"I attacked a van for you."
"But that didn't interfere with your schedule. — Shelly Laurenston

He actually wasn't too bad. For a big cat doing the mambo. — Shelly Laurenston

Is this you helping me? I don't think this is you helping me. — Shelly Laurenston

Gee, is that my broken heart lying on the floor? Yes. Yes, it is. — Shelly Laurenston

Give her to me."
Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. "No. Get your own cat."
"She's my sister. — Shelly Laurenston

He'd hate to start killing people at this stage in the game. Especially some poor schmuck who happened to marry the wrong woman. — Shelly Laurenston

His mother had often told Lock that he was much too polite to ever be a true intellectual. — Shelly Laurenston

I'm merely pointing out that the gene that controls intelligence skipped a generation in the Van Holtz household. — Shelly Laurenston

See ... I'm the United Nations of the shifter world. Willing to take all comers. — Shelly Laurenston

Now he was hungry, tired, and covered in boar's blood. He hated hunting his own food! — Shelly Laurenston

Smiled at Smitty. Leered at Dez. And practically spit at Mace. Man, the staff at this restaurant really didn't like him. — Shelly Laurenston

I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston

Hey, hey!" Gwen said excitedly. "Look at this! Look at this!" She extended her arm and gave him the finger. — Shelly Laurenston

Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen. — Shelly Laurenston

Why couldn't she get the man out of her mind? Because he reminded you what that hole between your legs is really for. — Shelly Laurenston

Sorry!" the She-dogs yelled from the other side. "We're closed! — Shelly Laurenston

Don't yell at me." "This is not yelling. This is panicked loud talking! — Shelly Laurenston

But my pretty little Gwen ... me and her daddy ... Then she purred. Seriously. Purred. — Shelly Laurenston

You're not going to kill me, skin me, and wear my head as a hat? — Shelly Laurenston

You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp?
(Mace to Smitty) — Shelly Laurenston

Don't you see Blaynie." Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. "You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted. — Shelly Laurenston

I'm sure. I do not need to hear about my 'frisky' father. — Shelly Laurenston