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Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she's an Episcopalian), some of Jesus' best friends were sex workers. — Sarah Lotz

Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away. — S. Walden

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said. — Rachel Caine

I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer. — Jarod Kintz

She was in his heart, in his very soul, and the love he felt for her was so much more than that of an adolescent boy for his first girlfriend. — Carla Cassidy

If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her. — Justin Bieber

I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me. — Wissam Al Mana

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

She asks if I left a girlfriend behind when we moved. I say no, and she smiles, which just about ruins me. — Pittacus Lore

If I have a girlfriend, I don't bring her to flaunt her. She doesn't get to reap the benefits of me being famous. — Nick Diaz

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. — Emo Philips

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife — Nikolay Davydenko

She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want to her. In fact, I'm going to take her home and fuck her from here to eternity, how about that? — Ani San

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles

I try to keep that quiet unless it is asked but yeah, I have a girlfriend and she is a great girl — Jesse McCartney

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep. — Anthony Jeselnik

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. — Randy Newman

She didn't want me; she wanted all of me. I didn't mind saying it. My girlfriend scared the crap out of me. — T.J. Forrester

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield

She was a source of love and comfort and friendship and companionship and like-mindedness without any of the difficulties of a girlfriend — Anthony Kiedis

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Jay London

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer ... or alarm or whateva. She'll be here at 6 in the morn if I let her — Drake

how you would feel if your old girlfriend showed up and she had the IQ of a frog. You'd — Bobby Adair

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day ... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle

She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life. — Junot Diaz

If I'm in a relationship and my girlfriend is sleeping with other people, I don't need to know who it is; I just want to know how she feels about it. — Ben Folds

first of all she's not my girlfriend second of all denmark is a PRISON — Mallory Ortberg

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She's tied up in the trunk this very moment. — Jarod Kintz

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder

She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park ) — Rainbow Rowell

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't understand or value her until she goes off with someone else, never to return. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading. — Steve Jobs

My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his fingers. "She broke my freakin' nose!"
A rush of pride courses through me. That's my girlfriend. — David Estes

They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need. — Parachute Band

Isaac, tell your girlfriend she can't bring weapons into holy-shit-your-spider's-on-fire! — Jim C. Hines

I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her. — Adam Levine

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. — Emmy Rossum

When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend. — Pamela Druckerman

When your girlfriend broke your heart, don't even say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better than her. — Werley Nortreus

You're playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she's what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her your varsity jacket? — Ally Blake

I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine — Zayn Malik

I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy. — Mark Kozelek

Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs. — Vann Chow

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. — Adam Ferrara

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down. — Ray Davies

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot. — Roger Hodgson