She Is My Girlfriend Quotes
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She Is My Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she's an Episcopalian), some of Jesus' best friends were sex workers.
— Sarah Lotz
You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.
— Rachel Caine
I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer.
— Jarod Kintz
She was in his heart, in his very soul, and the love he felt for her was so much more than that of an adolescent boy for his first girlfriend.
— Carla Cassidy
If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her.
— Justin Bieber
I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me.
— Wissam Al Mana
She asks if I left a girlfriend behind when we moved. I say no, and she smiles, which just about ruins me.
— Pittacus Lore
There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you).
— Nakia R. Laushaul
She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife
— Nikolay Davydenko
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
— Orson Welles
I try to keep that quiet unless it is asked but yeah, I have a girlfriend and she is a great girl
— Jesse McCartney
My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.
— Anthony Jeselnik
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor.
— Randy Newman
She didn't want me; she wanted all of me. I didn't mind saying it. My girlfriend scared the crap out of me.
— T.J. Forrester
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
— Rodney Dangerfield
She was a source of love and comfort and friendship and companionship and like-mindedness without any of the difficulties of a girlfriend
— Anthony Kiedis
how you would feel if your old girlfriend showed up and she had the IQ of a frog. You'd
— Bobby Adair
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
— Mitch Hedberg
She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life.
— Junot Diaz
first of all she's not my girlfriend second of all denmark is a PRISON
— Mallory Ortberg
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She's tied up in the trunk this very moment.
— Jarod Kintz
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.
— Zack Ryder
She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park )
— Rainbow Rowell
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
— James Floyd
You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.
— Tony Sakalauskas
Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't understand or value her until she goes off with someone else, never to return.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Isaac, tell your girlfriend she can't bring weapons into holy-shit-your-spider's-on-fire!
— Jim C. Hines
When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend.
— Pamela Druckerman
When your girlfriend broke your heart, don't even say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better than her.
— Werley Nortreus
I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy.
— Mark Kozelek
Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs.
— Vann Chow
