Sex God Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Sex God

Sex God Quotes & Sayings

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I shagged my sex god boss whilst my husband was on holiday with his secret mistress' has a certain ring to it. — Kitty French

No! Don't ask Patrick about sex." "He's a doctor," Olivia goes on. "He knows how bodies work." God, does he ever know how bodies work. — Leta Blake

Unless we love natural goods - sex, alcohol, food, money, success, power - in the way God intended, we become their slaves, as any addict can attest. — Philip Yancey

But God, who is immortal, has no need of difference of sex, nor of succession. — Lactantius

Any kind of hatred towards the opposite sex is a symptom of an unhealthy relationship with God. — Nityananda Das

Sex is like God, really. I know they're both important, but if I think about them too much my head hurts." -The Best Kept Secret — Wendi Nunnery

Dysfunction comes when we intertwine the church and God and view them as one. — Randy Elrod

Strange to hear atheists say 'god' when having great sex. — Toba Beta

I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either. — Harold Pinter

I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was! — Richard Jeni

Dan Rose's Sex God Method. — Anonymous

The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions. — Sam Levenson

Sex is God's joke on the human race ... if we didn't have sex to make us ridiculous, She would have had to think up something else instead. — Erica Jong

According to the Bible, sex isn't something sinful, but rather a wonderful gift from God to be thoroughly enjoyed within the boundaries of marriage. — Ray Comfort

It didn't get much more patriotic than sex in a Chevy on the Fourth of July. God bless America. — Kate Meader

Uhm, Kevin ... "
"Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here."
Yes, this was definitely Forced Sex.
Thank goodness. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I only gave out my opinion that same sex marriage is against the law of God. — Manny Pacquiao

Oh my God. It is your nookie box. How many times have you had sex on that blanket?"
"Never, you sicko. I make them stand."
"Asshole. — J.A. Huss

In my opinion, there are two things that can absolutely not be carried to the screen: the realistic presentation of the sexual act and praying to God. — Orson Welles

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. — John Waters

If you're not seeing God at the climax, it's not worth doing. Sex is the bridge that connects heaven and earth. — Darnell Lamont Walker

(On being asked if he preferred to be a rock god or sex god) I am neither. My favourite role is father. — Lenny Kravitz

Nothing, nothing, nothing is better than sex, it is what God created us to do, — Novak Djokovic

Lift your hips for me, love. — Tahereh Mafi

When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next. — Ogden Nash

Sex is one of God's gifts, just use it right. — Sky Ferreira

The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor? — Kirstie Collins Brote

The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency. — Bette Davis

Brains and sex fight each other to control your life, and thank God brains get a head start before sex comes along. — C.J. Cherryh

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

God, I love you so much I won't ever try to have sex again. — Ben Neihart

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. — Will Durst

Oh, God. He's a sex whisperer." Gracie Gable — Mackenzie Crowne

The act of sex is healthy, normal, God-given. It's the emotions and entitlement that everyone attaches to it that is harmful. — Alessandra Torre

How can we abstain from sexual immorality? Only God can give us the grace. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation ... but I hear that it's coming quickly. — Mel Brooks

I don't think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be. — Joel Osteen

I get that. For you, it's more than following a bunch of rules - no sex, no booze, no swear words, pray every night and twice on Sunday. — Laura Anderson Kurk

Sex is a gift from God. It is meant to nurture intimacy in a marriage and forge a bonding of souls. — Matt Chandler

David 'The God of Sex' Davenport by his side. When — Lynn Kelling

Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing! — Rupert Everett

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. — Kathy Lette

...I thought, God, I promise to stay a virgin, just please don't let anyone probe me. — Stephanie Tromly

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises ... — Jacob M. Appel

They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus, that means guns, sex, lies, video tapes, but if I talk about God my record won't get played Huh? — Kanye West

We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift. — Marilyn Monroe

God has replaced sex as the unmentionable. — Mason Cooley

Sex wasn't God's big mistake. Judging against sex was humanity's big mistake. Pleasure is as divine as any cathedral, any temple. — Deepak Chopra

Drug-pushers, God-pushers, sex-pushers, art-pushers-all kinds of pushers. — Marty Rubin

I thank God I am not a woman, to be touched in so many giddy offences as He hath generally taxed their whole their whole sex withal. — William Shakespeare

True love waits, but not just for sex. It waits for the right time to commit to God's brand of love - unwavering, unflagging, and totally committed. — Joshua Harris

God made men and women different so that when they have sex they can become one flesh. — Carolyn Brown

When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since. — George Bernard Shaw

If God had meant us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs. — Malcolm Bradbury

In the 1920's it was legs. My God, women hadn't shown their legs for 2000 years. — Robert Christopher Riley

He looked like a Greek god. Jade's thoughts snapped from togas to white sheets to sex in the span of two seconds. — Alyssa Goodnight

We live in a culture that sells sex, promotes sex, and degrades sex, yet God calls His daughters to live as light in this darkness. — Marian Jordan Ellis

I swear to God, I think my panties just melted off my body. How can Crush just talking sex make me hot? — Jillian Dodd

There was no world, no land, no god or heaven or earth outside of their two bodies naked and trembling in the act of love. — Roman Payne

God wants us to have love. We must be careful not to settle for sex. — Max Anders

Any sex outside of the marriage bond between a man and a woman is violating God's law. — Jerry Falwell

It was heaven, but with sex and booze and God's complete permission. — Chuck Palahniuk

God forbid the wife should have prior knowledge of sex, let alone enjoy it. — Laurie Viera Rigler

Remove God from the world of ideas. Remove government, politics from society. Keep sex, humor, utilities. Let private property go. — John Cage

God, now she knew what decent men felt like, the disquiet before taking someone for their first time. — J.R. Ward

He might kiss like a damn sex god and rev her engine like no other, but he clearly wasn't for her. — Carrie Ann Ryan

Some days I pray to the God of sex and drums and rock and roll. — Meat Loaf

That man could take a visitation from God with thirty underdressed angels announcing that sex was okay after all and make it seem vaguely depressing. — James S.A. Corey

I believe that there are moments in sex that are so awesome that they actually reflect God. — Andrew Sullivan

God, everything about him radiated sex, from the strength in his body to the way he moved to the smell of his skin. — J.R. Ward

God knows if you could start a new sex act that's more important than making a good movie. — John Waters

Sex is about timing. The world says: any time, any place. God says: my time, my place. — D. A. Carson

Face it, dude. You nearly did sex on God's table. You're already shame spiralling big-time. — Chuck Palahniuk

She pulled back the sheet. Good God, his sex was ... "It's gotten so ... huge"
Butch barked out a laugh. "You say the nicest things. — J.R. Ward

My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it. — Roseanne Barr

God, he was an evil bastard, but boy was he good! — MFR

Children are God's way of punishing us for having sex. — Barbara Walters

In sex the male adores the female. In love the man and woman together adore God. — Fulton J. Sheen

My grandmother said sex was the best gift God ever gave to mankind-I think it is over rated. — Brenda Kay Winters

How could God be so cruel as to create a Muslim woman with so much flesh and so little sex appeal? — Azar Nafisi

God, I love sex. I mean really, who doesn't love this right here? — J. Daniels

Right is of no sex, Truth is of no color, God is the Father of us all, and we are all Brethren — Frederick Douglass

She brought me closer to God than ten
summers of Vacation Bible School. — LaToya Hankins

God dwelled in sex and marriage just as much as He dwelled in celibacy and service, — Sierra Simone

You poor dear! Imagine having to wear Mark's trousers! He's a lovely lad, but I wouldn't wish that fate on anyone. God only knows who's been in them! — Jessica Cale

Sexuality, like creativity, is a gift from God. — Lauryn Doll

People sin, Lena. People in love sin a lot. God invented sex. He knows how it works — Joshilyn Jackson

He was a man. Handsome as sin, arrogant as fuck, and in need of at least one woman to prove he wasn't God's gift to their sex. — Melissa Blue

Well, by accepting that sex is a physical manifestation of God, and that is not a sin-it is a blessing. — Paulo Coelho

I raise my pelvis to God
so that it may know the truth of how
flowers smash through the long winter. — Anne Sexton

Sex is God's joke on human beings. — Bette Davis

To the degree you experience God's love towards you - seeing you as beautiful and radiant - to that degree sex won't ruin your life. — Timothy Keller

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison

Genesis tells us that from the very beginning, masculinity, femininity, and sex are created by God and bound to Creation. — Rod Dreher

Marital sex is a divine sympony between two people , and God is leading the orchestra . — Osunsakin Adewale

God, they sounded like two solicitous Victorians talking about sex. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If God had good intentions, he would have rewarded the sex. — M.F. Moonzajer

Wherever there is a human being, I see God-given rights inherent in that being, whatever may be the sex or complexion. — William Lloyd Garrison

For God's sake, girl, there are more important things on our plates than your sex life." Like mine, I silently added sheepishly. — D.T. Dyllin

Sex is not about genitalia. It's about relationship. When God said 'the two shall become one flesh,' he didn't mean it only physically. — Sheila Wray Gregoire