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Life is like a sewer-you only get out of it what you put into it. — Barry B. Longyear

Life is a sewer and we are all but swimmers within it. Smart people do the backstroke. (In other words you gotta have a giggle.) — Stephen B. Pearl

And my mouth is not a sewer, although some people may think it is. — Laura Prepon

But too much going with the flow is heading us into the sewer ... — Michael Connelly

I don't know about you, but I only have one life, and I don't want to spend it in a sewer of injustice. — Wallace Shawn

reminding her that even at ten- years-old, she had always been accepted in the sewer's inner circle — S.R. Mallery

So they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power. — David Letterman

He's got a mind like a sewer and a heart like a fridge. — Elvis Costello

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so. — George Carlin

A sewer is a cynic. It tells All. — Victor Hugo

I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves like sewer pipes. — Gordon Gee

State and federal studies indicate that thousands of water and sewer systems may be too old to function properly. — Charles Duhigg

To say accounting for derivatives is Americais a sewer is an insult to sewage. — Charlie Munger

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. — Mel Brooks

He lived in two modes, the apparent and the veiled, and in two realms, the opera and the sewer, and he shuttled between them like a genie. — Walter Kirn

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch. — Casey Stengel

Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. — Tom Lehrer

The world is a sewer of lies. We're all up to our necks in the sweet shit of it. — Benjamin Percy

It was a chorus! A rain of garbage! A Rigoletto from the sewer, from the rancid gullet of the Bronx! — Tom Wolfe

She wasn't fit to be a member of society. Her mind was a running sewer. The raunchiest teenager didn't think about sex as much as she did. — Barbara Elsborg

The fact that there is no such thing as a perfect anti-sepsis does not mean that one might as well do brain surgery in a sewer. — Robert Solow

Creepy as hell. You ever see that TV movie about the clown in the sewer? — Stephen King

Feeding plants to animals then eating the animals is like filtering water through a sewer then drinking it. — Bruce Friedrich

Oversized retail operations of the sort that are called "outlets" (as if they were sewer drains rather than shopping locations). — Stephen King

All philanthropy is only a savoury fumigation burning at the mouth of a sewer. — Ellen Key

We need a national infrastructure bank to rebuild our crumbling highways and water and sewer systems, thereby putting additional people back to work. — Robert Reich

She wasn't there. He wouldn't have had to look too closely. She stood out from others like an angel in hell or a rose in a sewer. — Ruth Rendell

I am a good sewer. My mother taught me how to sew. — Nick Nolte

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. — Wilson Mizner

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. — John Madden

Persons who undertake to pry into, or cleanse out all the filth of a common sewer, either cannot have very nice noses, or will soon lose them. — William Hazlitt

Money has never been important to me. I come from garbage. I'm a sewer rat who made it here. I have no interest in money and never have. — Dane DeHaan

TO BE "THE SEWER OF CHRISTENDOM and drain all the discords out of it" was the primary function of the Crusades, — Barbara W. Tuchman

The sewer is the conscience of the city. — Victor Hugo

If you are drowning in a sewer, your first concern might be that you are drowning, not how vile you smell. — Geraldine Brooks

I was down in the sewer with some little lover. — Bob Dylan

I've always made my own clothes since I was a little girl. I was a terrible sewer, but I was always cutting and customising. — Geri Halliwell

He'd always prided himself on being more civilized than his brothers, but so much for that; he was becoming aroused in a damned sewer. — Larissa Ione

Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer. — Michael Houbrick

That conversation ... was as dirty as a sewer! It is not enough for you to take no part in it. You must show your repugnance for it strongly! — Josemaria Escriva

As we say in the sewer, time and tide wait for no man. — Edward Norton

We got a right to climb out of the sewer and live like other people. We could start from scratch. Make every minute count twice for the one we lost. — Samuel Fuller

As soon as you sit down to write about something you are pressing your nose deeper into the sewer of facts. — Theo Van Gogh

I bet their sewer is nicer than ours. — Rick Riordan

Life is like a sewer - you get out of it what you put into it. — Tom Lehrer

I dragged Meg toward the sewer (because that's what friends are for) — Rick Riordan

God is, as it were, the sewer into which all contradictions flow. — Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Note to self: When causing the sewer system of Manhattan to explode, do not stand underneath it. — Rick Riordan

Once you start doing something bad, then it's easy to take the next step - and in the end, you're a moral sewer. — Charlie Munger

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. — Mark Twain

Junk is the ideal product ... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy. — William S. Burroughs

There's two kinds of dirty - dirty and sewer-dirty. Danny Ferry is sewer-dirty and has been ever since he was at Duke. — Shaquille O'Neal

Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen. — David Letterman

As we say in the sewer, if you're not prepared to go all the way, don't put your boots on in the first place. — Edward Norton

The smell was that of a sewer under an abattoir. — Iain M. Banks

Woman is a temple built over a sewer. — Tertullian

Ron Paul, who, as someone said, wouldn't have regulated a sewer pipe running through his child's playroom. — Jane Smiley

History - that little sewer where man loves to wallow. — Francis Ponge

The sea is the universal sewer. — Jacques-Yves Cousteau

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. — Florynce Kennedy

Nobody ever oohs and aahs over wiring conduits and sewer lines. — Ian Tregillis

Private Zombie, you have two seconds, exactly two seconds, to seal that sewer pipe posing as a mouth, — Rick Yancey

I can't work in a sewer. I come from California. — Orson Welles