
I think that they way my parents raised me, they taught me to always follow my dreams and never give up, no matter what the obstacle. —
Katie Stevens

I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!" —
Mitch Hedberg

Write the book the way it should be written, then give it to somebody to put in the commas and shit. —
Elmore Leonard

I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. —
Spike Milligan

Narrow minds think nothing right that is above their own capacity. —
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

She was inwardly delighted, but didn't express her consent. Perhaps this is woman's way of making love. They don't confess easily. —
Tarif Naaz

The aim of a PhD's to ensure that no one, including your advisor, understands what you're doing after the first couple of years. —
China Mieville