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The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.
— Jerry Seinfeld
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.
— Jerry Seinfeld
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.
— Jerry Seinfeld
There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don't have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
— Jerry Seinfeld
The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets ... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.
— Jerry Seinfeld
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That is the most fun comedians ever have
— Jerry Seinfeld
We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.
— Jerry Seinfeld
The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily?
— Jerry Seinfeld
I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'
— Jason Alexander
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn't raised with some backyard with a creek and trees and all that.
— Tracy Morgan
I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.
— Billy Joel
That's why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
— Jerry Seinfeld
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.
— Jerry Seinfeld
It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.
— Sarah Silverman
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?
— Jerry Seinfeld
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.
— Jerry Seinfeld
