Screwed Up Life Quotes
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Screwed Up Life Quotes & Sayings
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We're alive!" Swedish told her. "I did not see that coming.
— Joel N. Ross
No one is a virgin, because life has screwed us all.
— Ann Rinaldi
We may have agreed to end it kitty , but that didnt inlcude being warm and kind to me as a human
— MKF - Screwed Life
You have nothing, Chloe? Build something. You're not part of their web anymore, you can do whatever the hell you want to do
— Amy Smolcic
Everyone is screwed up, the ones who try to say they aren't, they're the ones who are the worst off.
— Holly Hood
There are comedians who focus on everything that is external. They focus on politics and the news, what's going on in that city and that night.
— Mike Birbiglia
That's all right,' she says, and I have to wonder how many times she's said that to the people in her life who screwed her over somehow
— Tim Tharp
Life's like a penis; When it's soft you can't beat it; When it's hard you get screwed. - The Fat Man, Medical Resident in The House of God
— Samuel Shem
Fine." I poured one more shot for her, then screwed the lid on the bottle. "But that's it. I'm not putting my life in the hands of a bunch of drunks.
— Rachel Vincent
Unsustainable energy consumption has humanity locked into a death spiral with nature.
— Steven Magee
While having policy debate, we need to hold the race in a way to attract people toward the DPJ.
— Seiji Maehara
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
— Joan Rivers
As he was gasping for air he realized something. He was in deep shit. Haley was his life now. His woman. His heart.
He was so screwed. — R.L. Mathewson
He was so screwed. — R.L. Mathewson
You know, like that old Catch 42 expression that stands for the meaning of life is that in the end you always get screwed.
— Jack Campbell
Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa.
— Steve Coogan
Real life is real weird and sometimes, it just stays screwed up. And ugly. Real ugly.
— C.M. Stunich
Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly.
— Frederick Lenz
You know your life is completely screwed up when you have to look up the mythological figures who talk to you in the bathroom mirror.
— Maurissa Guibord
Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good.
— Christopher Titus
If your life gets off to a rough start, just know this is helping you develop depth of personality and depth of character.
— John Bytheway
Tiago turned to survey the large, crowded ballroom. "Good job not killing anybody."
"That's what Pia said," Dragos told him. "Night's not over yet. — Thea Harrison
"That's what Pia said," Dragos told him. "Night's not over yet. — Thea Harrison
A century ago, life screwed that poor man and me because we were too young, and now they want to do the same thing because we are too old.
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez