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I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year. — Mitch Hedberg

Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up. — Farley Mowat

Cole Walker. Cole freaking Walker. All grown-up. And he was my new manager. I was so screwed. — Samantha Young

And then I screwed up and the Colonel screwed up and Takumi screwed up and she slipped through our fingers. — John Green

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. — Corey Feldman

The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you havce no control over my future. You don't know me at all. — David Klass

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time. — Mariah Carey

I screwed up guys, real big time; holy great grandmother of all screw-ups! — Satyen Nabar

People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode. — Ned Vizzini

I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references. — Jim Hodges

Expect nothing from People with cheap thoughts. Because, You will end up screwed! — Mohith Agadi

If, one day, you find yourself involved in a dirty game, keep in mind that you end up screwed unless you screw your opponent over. — Gina Wings

I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.' — Laurie Halse Anderson

I'm a bad case of arrested development, stuck in early adolescence, more screwed-up-twisted-up-tangled-up than a couple earthworms makin' babies. — Dean Koontz

Remember when I said that thing about not doing anything stupid?"
"Yes."
"You screwed up. — Kieryn Nicolas

I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up. — Jenny Lawson

I'm a sucker for a screwed-up protagonist. We all have issues. — Chelsea Cain

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. — Pat Martin

Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not an object of beauty. — Jennifer Worth

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I? — Richard M. Nixon

Were really screwed up, aren't we?"
"In a very large way. — Janet Evanovich

In the early 2000s, I was going through a lot. I didn't have my head screwed on right. Where I was at as a man, I was still growing up. — Raekwon

Yes, everything's just fine.
It's all perfectly fine.
Except for one thing: it's all screwed up. — Fernando Pessoa

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all. — Dominic West

I screwed up. Again. You're shocked, I'm sure. — Kelley Armstrong

Real life is real weird and sometimes, it just stays screwed up. And ugly. Real ugly. — C.M. Stunich

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. — George Clooney

Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't. — Jason Krumbine

Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa. — Steve Coogan

Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly. — Frederick Lenz

I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning. — Jaclyn Moriarty

I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else. — Cassandra Clare

We are far too screwed up for a goddamned love triangle. — Michelle Hodkin

Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up. — Janet Fitch

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond

If you don't like what you got, why don't you change it? If your world is all screwed up, rearrange it! — Trooper

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality. — Harvey Weinstein

This is so screwed up, they should fire somebody, even if it's the wrong guy. — Gary Hansen

The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me. — Armand Assante

Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private. — Shawn Amos

You have no idea how screwed up I am."
"That's not true. I know. I just don't care. — Shaina Richmond

You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. — David Klass

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. — Joan Rivers

I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation is to admit that you completely screwed up. — Jonathan Aitken

Her body is like the worst drug there is, the kind I just know is going to fuck me up. If you hit this, Ronnie, you are so screwed. — C.M. Stunich

We've grown and changed, screwed up, but at the beginning of each summer, we found each other again. Or maybe we never really lost each other. — Nyrae Dawn

Try to define me, go on I dare YOU. My happy place is screwed up, my happy place, it would SCARE you. — Nicole D'Settemi

By the time I was twelve, I had progressed from "If he doesn't get better, he may have to be institutionalized" to "He's a weird, screwed-up kid. — John Elder Robison

Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is. — P. J. O'Rourke

I feel like everyone fakes who they really are, when deep down we're all equal amounts of screwed up. Some of — Colleen Hoover

What landed Jesus on the cross was the preposterous idea that common, ordinary, broken, screwed-up people could be godly. — Mike Yaconelli

Gettimg attached to things is pointless. Thats how things get screwed up.People care to much about everything. Let it go. You'll be happier. — Nick Burd

That's his superpower. Invasion. The Invader and the Infiltrator. They pretty much have the same meaning, so I guess we make one screwed-up team. — Colleen Hoover

I'm fascinated by the people I grew up with and the mistakes I made - and God, I have screwed up. I like writing about where it all went off course. — Pat Conroy

That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better. — Jeri Ryan

Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad. — Jimmy Wales

Fate has a way of letting us know when we have screwed up by turning everything into an uphill battle. — Ronnie Schiller

Things will get really screwed up, right?"
"Erm ... maybe."
"Maybe, like how?"
"Ever wanted to go sledding in the Mojave Desert? — Julie Kagawa

It's screwed up, is what it is. Ain't normal to rain roses. That's like a clock running backward, or well water turning to blood. — Jodi Picoult

Warren Beatty once quipped that the best time for a wedding was noon, because if the marriage didn't work, you hadn't screwed up the entire day. — Peter Biskind

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage. — Zakk Wylde

We're just as screwed up and brave and false and loyal and wrong and right as anyone else. — Patrick Ness

I believe in me. I'm a little screwed up, but I'm beautiful — Steve McQueen

We're just as screwed up as you. — Gerard Way

I just think that I screwed up what could have turned into a more significant relationship, or at least a lasting friendship. — Emily Giffin

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am. — Rick Springfield

Bubble gum and salt what a screwed up combination. — Emily Snow

I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else. — J.D. Robb

We share out craziness, our neuroses, our little bit of screwed-up-ness that comes from our family. We share it. And it feels like love. — Patrick Ness

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line. — Mel Gibson

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions. — Julie Harris

People who go into show business are screwed up. — Craig Kilborn

Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up. — Chuck Palahniuk

What the hell? We're all screwed up some way. At least you bathe and I don't have to fight you for chicks. In my book, that makes you all right. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Nick grew up with a father who never ever apologized, so when Nick feels he has screwed up he goes on offense. — Gillian Flynn

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up. — John Kricfalusi

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse. — Artie Lange

You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up, — Alex Bogusky

Yeah, and she's really screwed up, as screwed up as me, but I don't look at that as an insult. I look at that as a chance to connect. — Ned Vizzini

I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs
which shows how screwed up this world really is! — Beatrice Sparks

As ecstatic as I was at the birth of my daughter, I felt selfish bringing her, and later my son, into our screwed-up world. — Jill Greenberg

You're both so screwed up alone that together you're like the perfect mess. — J. Sterling

I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair — Dolly Parton

The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up! — Mitch Hedberg

You know your life is completely screwed up when you have to look up the mythological figures who talk to you in the bathroom mirror. — Maurissa Guibord

When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake. — Jake Roberts

So," I said, "the only way for me to arrive at angel status is to appear in your screwed-up dreams."
"Take it any way you can get it, babe. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Up until my first book was published, I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I could say: 'No, I didn't screw up.' — Robert M. Pirsig

Guess what, love, you will [screw up]. So will he. It's what you do with it once you've screwed up that matters. — Kimberly Lauren

Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good. — Christopher Titus

That's how screwed up you are, I thought. Your idea of adulthood still comes from picturebooks. — Gillian Flynn

I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'? — Drew Barrymore

I don't write about anything I don't love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented. — Jonathan Lethem

God did create a world without sin. We just screwed it up. — Wesley Miller

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you. — Michael Jordan

Think of this as the most screwed-up love letter ever. — Nick Lake

My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson. — Miranda Lambert