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Screwed Up Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I have a roommate, and I signed a

I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year. — Mitch Hedberg

Screwed Up Quotes By Farley Mowat: Truth I have no trouble with, it's the

Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up. — Farley Mowat

Screwed Up Quotes By Samantha Young: Cole Walker. Cole freaking Walker. All grown-up. And

Cole Walker. Cole freaking Walker. All grown-up. And he was my new manager. I was so screwed. — Samantha Young

Screwed Up Quotes By John Green: And then I screwed up and the Colonel

And then I screwed up and the Colonel screwed up and Takumi screwed up and she slipped through our fingers. — John Green

Screwed Up Quotes By Corey Feldman: It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. — Corey Feldman

Screwed Up Quotes By David Klass: The good news is that you may have

The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you havce no control over my future. You don't know me at all. — David Klass

Screwed Up Quotes By Mariah Carey: A lot of people are singing about how

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time. — Mariah Carey

Screwed Up Quotes By Satyen Nabar: I screwed up guys, real big time; holy

I screwed up guys, real big time; holy great grandmother of all screw-ups! — Satyen Nabar

Screwed Up Quotes By Ned Vizzini: People are screwed up in this world. I'd

People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode. — Ned Vizzini

Screwed Up Quotes By Jim Hodges: I think young people have a wonderful reaction

I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references. — Jim Hodges

Screwed Up Quotes By Mohith Agadi: Expect nothing from People with cheap thoughts. Because,

Expect nothing from People with cheap thoughts. Because, You will end up screwed! — Mohith Agadi

Screwed Up Quotes By Gina Wings: If, one day, you find yourself involved in

If, one day, you find yourself involved in a dirty game, keep in mind that you end up screwed unless you screw your opponent over. — Gina Wings

Screwed Up Quotes By Laurie Halse Anderson: I doubt trees are ever told to 'be

I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.' — Laurie Halse Anderson

Screwed Up Quotes By Dean Koontz: I'm a bad case of arrested development, stuck

I'm a bad case of arrested development, stuck in early adolescence, more screwed-up-twisted-up-tangled-up than a couple earthworms makin' babies. — Dean Koontz

Screwed Up Quotes By Kieryn Nicolas: Remember when I said that thing about not

Remember when I said that thing about not doing anything stupid?"
"Yes."
"You screwed up. — Kieryn Nicolas

Screwed Up Quotes By Jenny Lawson: I very much own the fact that I'm

I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up. — Jenny Lawson

Screwed Up Quotes By Chelsea Cain: I'm a sucker for a screwed-up protagonist. We

I'm a sucker for a screwed-up protagonist. We all have issues. — Chelsea Cain

Screwed Up Quotes By Pat Martin: Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. — Pat Martin

Screwed Up Quotes By Jennifer Worth: Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still

Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not an object of beauty. — Jennifer Worth

Screwed Up Quotes By Richard M. Nixon: Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I? — Richard M. Nixon

Screwed Up Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Were really screwed up, aren't we?""In a very

Were really screwed up, aren't we?"
"In a very large way. — Janet Evanovich

Screwed Up Quotes By Raekwon: In the early 2000s, I was going through

In the early 2000s, I was going through a lot. I didn't have my head screwed on right. Where I was at as a man, I was still growing up. — Raekwon

Screwed Up Quotes By Fernando Pessoa: Yes, everything's just fine.It's all perfectly fine.Except for

Yes, everything's just fine.
It's all perfectly fine.
Except for one thing: it's all screwed up. — Fernando Pessoa

Screwed Up Quotes By Dominic West: No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all. — Dominic West

Screwed Up Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: I screwed up. Again. You're shocked, I'm sure.

I screwed up. Again. You're shocked, I'm sure. — Kelley Armstrong

Screwed Up Quotes By C.M. Stunich: Real life is real weird and sometimes, it

Real life is real weird and sometimes, it just stays screwed up. And ugly. Real ugly. — C.M. Stunich

Screwed Up Quotes By George Clooney: Who would name their kid Jack with the

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. — George Clooney

Screwed Up Quotes By Jason Krumbine: Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody

Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't. — Jason Krumbine

Screwed Up Quotes By Steve Coogan: Even if I screw up in my personal

Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa. — Steve Coogan

Screwed Up Quotes By Frederick Lenz: Our current perception is very cloudy and all

Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly. — Frederick Lenz

Screwed Up Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty: I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing,

I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning. — Jaclyn Moriarty

Screwed Up Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I screwed her over. I didn't want to

I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else. — Cassandra Clare

Screwed Up Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: We are far too screwed up for a

We are far too screwed up for a goddamned love triangle. — Michelle Hodkin

Screwed Up Quotes By Janet Fitch: Women always put men first. That's how everything

Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up. — Janet Fitch

Screwed Up Quotes By Albert Brooks: When I die, if the word 'thong' appears

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks

Screwed Up Quotes By Darrell Hammond: Some of the funniest people I know are

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond

Screwed Up Quotes By Trooper: If you don't like what you got, why

If you don't like what you got, why don't you change it? If your world is all screwed up, rearrange it! — Trooper

Screwed Up Quotes By Harvey Weinstein: All my movies got screwed up because of

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality. — Harvey Weinstein

Screwed Up Quotes By Gary Hansen: This is so screwed up, they should fire

This is so screwed up, they should fire somebody, even if it's the wrong guy. — Gary Hansen

Screwed Up Quotes By Armand Assante: The whole industry is so screwed up by

The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me. — Armand Assante

Screwed Up Quotes By Shawn Amos: Of course, screwed up families are not the

Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private. — Shawn Amos

Screwed Up Quotes By Shaina Richmond: You have no idea how screwed up I

You have no idea how screwed up I am."
"That's not true. I know. I just don't care. — Shaina Richmond

Screwed Up Quotes By David Klass: You may have created my past and screwed

You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. — David Klass

Screwed Up Quotes By Joan Rivers: I have no sex appeal and it has

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. — Joan Rivers

Screwed Up Quotes By Jonathan Aitken: I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation

I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation is to admit that you completely screwed up. — Jonathan Aitken

Screwed Up Quotes By C.M. Stunich: Her body is like the worst drug there

Her body is like the worst drug there is, the kind I just know is going to fuck me up. If you hit this, Ronnie, you are so screwed. — C.M. Stunich

Screwed Up Quotes By Nyrae Dawn: We've grown and changed, screwed up, but at

We've grown and changed, screwed up, but at the beginning of each summer, we found each other again. Or maybe we never really lost each other. — Nyrae Dawn

Screwed Up Quotes By Nicole D'Settemi: Try to define me, go on I dare

Try to define me, go on I dare YOU. My happy place is screwed up, my happy place, it would SCARE you. — Nicole D'Settemi

Screwed Up Quotes By John Elder Robison: By the time I was twelve, I had

By the time I was twelve, I had progressed from "If he doesn't get better, he may have to be institutionalized" to "He's a weird, screwed-up kid. — John Elder Robison

Screwed Up Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and

Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is. — P. J. O'Rourke

Screwed Up Quotes By Colleen Hoover: I feel like everyone fakes who they really

I feel like everyone fakes who they really are, when deep down we're all equal amounts of screwed up. Some of — Colleen Hoover

Screwed Up Quotes By Mike Yaconelli: What landed Jesus on the cross was the

What landed Jesus on the cross was the preposterous idea that common, ordinary, broken, screwed-up people could be godly. — Mike Yaconelli

Screwed Up Quotes By Nick Burd: Gettimg attached to things is pointless. Thats how

Gettimg attached to things is pointless. Thats how things get screwed up.People care to much about everything. Let it go. You'll be happier. — Nick Burd

Screwed Up Quotes By Colleen Hoover: That's his superpower. Invasion. The Invader and the

That's his superpower. Invasion. The Invader and the Infiltrator. They pretty much have the same meaning, so I guess we make one screwed-up team. — Colleen Hoover

Screwed Up Quotes By Pat Conroy: I'm fascinated by the people I grew up

I'm fascinated by the people I grew up with and the mistakes I made - and God, I have screwed up. I like writing about where it all went off course. — Pat Conroy

Screwed Up Quotes By Jeri Ryan: That's what makes a character interesting from an

That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better. — Jeri Ryan

Screwed Up Quotes By Jimmy Wales: Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia

Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad. — Jimmy Wales

Screwed Up Quotes By Ronnie Schiller: Fate has a way of letting us know

Fate has a way of letting us know when we have screwed up by turning everything into an uphill battle. — Ronnie Schiller

Screwed Up Quotes By Julie Kagawa: Things will get really screwed up, right?""Erm ...

Things will get really screwed up, right?"
"Erm ... maybe."
"Maybe, like how?"
"Ever wanted to go sledding in the Mojave Desert? — Julie Kagawa

Screwed Up Quotes By Jodi Picoult: It's screwed up, is what it is. Ain't

It's screwed up, is what it is. Ain't normal to rain roses. That's like a clock running backward, or well water turning to blood. — Jodi Picoult

Screwed Up Quotes By Peter Biskind: Warren Beatty once quipped that the best time

Warren Beatty once quipped that the best time for a wedding was noon, because if the marriage didn't work, you hadn't screwed up the entire day. — Peter Biskind

Screwed Up Quotes By Zakk Wylde: I screwed my knee up once because I

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage. — Zakk Wylde

Screwed Up Quotes By Patrick Ness: We're just as screwed up and brave and

We're just as screwed up and brave and false and loyal and wrong and right as anyone else. — Patrick Ness

Screwed Up Quotes By Steve McQueen: I believe in me. I'm a little screwed

I believe in me. I'm a little screwed up, but I'm beautiful — Steve McQueen

Screwed Up Quotes By Gerard Way: We're just as screwed up as you.

We're just as screwed up as you. — Gerard Way

Screwed Up Quotes By Emily Giffin: I just think that I screwed up what

I just think that I screwed up what could have turned into a more significant relationship, or at least a lasting friendship. — Emily Giffin

Screwed Up Quotes By Rick Springfield: I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am. — Rick Springfield

Screwed Up Quotes By Emily Snow: Bubble gum and salt what a screwed up

Bubble gum and salt what a screwed up combination. — Emily Snow

Screwed Up Quotes By J.D. Robb: I'd rather be screwed up with you than

I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else. — J.D. Robb

Screwed Up Quotes By Patrick Ness: We share out craziness, our neuroses, our little

We share out craziness, our neuroses, our little bit of screwed-up-ness that comes from our family. We share it. And it feels like love. — Patrick Ness

Screwed Up Quotes By Mel Gibson: A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line. — Mel Gibson

Screwed Up Quotes By Caela Carter: I though I screwed everything up," I say.He

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

Screwed Up Quotes By Julie Harris: I wish we did have responsibility for the

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions. — Julie Harris

Screwed Up Quotes By Craig Kilborn: People who go into show business are screwed

People who go into show business are screwed up. — Craig Kilborn

Screwed Up Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Those who remember the past tend to get

Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up. — Chuck Palahniuk

Screwed Up Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: What the hell? We're all screwed up some

What the hell? We're all screwed up some way. At least you bathe and I don't have to fight you for chicks. In my book, that makes you all right. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Screwed Up Quotes By Gillian Flynn: Nick grew up with a father who never

Nick grew up with a father who never ever apologized, so when Nick feels he has screwed up he goes on offense. — Gillian Flynn

Screwed Up Quotes By Demetri Martin: My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin

Screwed Up Quotes By John Kricfalusi: There's tons of people with talent; it's the

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up. — John Kricfalusi

Screwed Up Quotes By Artie Lange: You know how screwed up censorship is, two

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse. — Artie Lange

Screwed Up Quotes By Alex Bogusky: You create a fearful culture where you spend

You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up, — Alex Bogusky

Screwed Up Quotes By Ned Vizzini: Yeah, and she's really screwed up, as screwed

Yeah, and she's really screwed up, as screwed up as me, but I don't look at that as an insult. I look at that as a chance to connect. — Ned Vizzini

Screwed Up Quotes By Beatrice Sparks: I bet the pill is harder to get

I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs
which shows how screwed up this world really is! — Beatrice Sparks

Screwed Up Quotes By Jill Greenberg: As ecstatic as I was at the birth

As ecstatic as I was at the birth of my daughter, I felt selfish bringing her, and later my son, into our screwed-up world. — Jill Greenberg

Screwed Up Quotes By J. Sterling: You're both so screwed up alone that together

You're both so screwed up alone that together you're like the perfect mess. — J. Sterling

Screwed Up Quotes By Dolly Parton: I think god gave us talent because he

I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair — Dolly Parton

Screwed Up Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it

The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up! — Mitch Hedberg

Screwed Up Quotes By Maurissa Guibord: You know your life is completely screwed up

You know your life is completely screwed up when you have to look up the mythological figures who talk to you in the bathroom mirror. — Maurissa Guibord

Screwed Up Quotes By Jake Roberts: When you screw up in the ring, it's

When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake. — Jake Roberts

Screwed Up Quotes By Benjamin Alire Saenz: So," I said, "the only way for me

So," I said, "the only way for me to arrive at angel status is to appear in your screwed-up dreams."
"Take it any way you can get it, babe. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Screwed Up Quotes By Robert M. Pirsig: Up until my first book was published, I

Up until my first book was published, I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I could say: 'No, I didn't screw up.' — Robert M. Pirsig

Screwed Up Quotes By Kimberly Lauren: Guess what, love, you will [screw up]. So

Guess what, love, you will [screw up]. So will he. It's what you do with it once you've screwed up that matters. — Kimberly Lauren

Screwed Up Quotes By Christopher Titus: Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life.

Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good. — Christopher Titus

Screwed Up Quotes By Gillian Flynn: That's how screwed up you are, I thought.

That's how screwed up you are, I thought. Your idea of adulthood still comes from picturebooks. — Gillian Flynn

Screwed Up Quotes By Drew Barrymore: I know certain actors are totally screwed up

I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'? — Drew Barrymore

Screwed Up Quotes By Jonathan Lethem: I don't write about anything I don't love

I don't write about anything I don't love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented. — Jonathan Lethem

Screwed Up Quotes By Wesley Miller: God did create a world without sin. We

God did create a world without sin. We just screwed it up. — Wesley Miller

Screwed Up Quotes By Michael Jordan: You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you. — Michael Jordan

Screwed Up Quotes By Nick Lake: Think of this as the most screwed-up love

Think of this as the most screwed-up love letter ever. — Nick Lake

Screwed Up Quotes By Miranda Lambert: My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm

My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson. — Miranda Lambert