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The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it.
— Douglas Adams
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate ... Choose science.
— Carl Sagan
Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek.
— R. Curtis Venture
The brain, as busy as it can be, is actually very lazy...It sees what it expects to see
— James R. Doty
If we have a very big problem to deal with, it is the problem of realism, because we are weaker than our emotions.
— Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh
You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right ... you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean
— Jeff Mariotte
Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.
— Terry Pratchett
It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.
— Albert Einstein
Just like the cosmonauts and their pee plants, all we have is each other.
— Arthur C. Clarke
One should avoid carrying out an experiment requiring more than 10 per cent accuracy.
— Walther Nernst
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
— Bill Watterson
We have to destroy the radioactive brain of Madame Curie.
— A. Lee Martinez
At the heart of quantum mechanics is a rule that sometimes governs politicians or CEOs - as long as no one is watching, anything goes.
— Lawrence M. Krauss
Conceited little mega-puppy.
— Douglas Adams
The slang for the rectum is "prison wallet".
— Mary Roach
A teleporting cat! Is she yours?" Dr. Daniel McCleod. "Suki
— Ellen Dawn Benefield
What is believed to be a fact is only a fact until another fact supersedes it. Science is only a fashion. Nothing more.
— Robert Rankin
As we all know, blinking lights means science.
— Joss Whedon
I swear to Vishnu, if this doesn't work, I'm going to stab you in the throat with a Pipette.
— Kyoko M.
Temporis filia veritas; cui me obstetricari non pudet.Truth is the daughter of time, and I feel no shame in being her midwife. — Johannes Kepler
Lost Cactus is simply an urban myth.
— John Hopkins
Don't blame you, said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.
— Douglas Adams
Apparently loved did weird things to a girl's practical decision-making skills - Matilda
— Devon Monk
Ask Gandhi, and eye for an eye makes us both blind ... ask an engineer, and the numbers don't lie - the first to strike wins.
— Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur
ALL GLORY TO THE SCIENCE RULES OF SCIENCE!
— Seanan McGuire
If you've done 6 impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
— Douglas Adams
You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain.
— George Lakoff
Well, don't stand about like that, man; if you're no use you're certainly no ornament. Bring that in and tell me what it says.
— Stephen Baxter
All this talk about artificial intelligence is really just hype, it will take at least fifty years before we have to let them vote.
— Kenneth E. Boulding
To talk of diseases is a sort of Arabian Nights entertainment.
— William Osler
Your Excellency, I have no need of this hypothesis.
— Pierre Laplace
NASA spent millions of dollars inventing the ball-point pen so they could write in space. The Russians took a pencil.
— Will Chabot
All of life is a test.
— Pittacus Lore
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal.
— Andrew Shaffer
Don't need a degree in rocket science to do this job.
— Alexander Gordon Smith
General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything else.
— Marvin Minsky
A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.
— Jacob M. Appel
This is the Rock, sweetheart," the owner added. "There's no tragedy you can't profit from.
— Henry Mosquera
A present is not the source of buying someone's love but its a source of showing how much u love and apriciate that particular person
— Ralph Ramovha
Trust is dangerous.
— Pittacus Lore
Men are not potatoes!
— Robert A. Heinlein
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
— Arthur C. Clarke
Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is doing
— Skye Daphne
Humor, motivations, moral,gods,energy,secrecy
— Albert Einstein
I know what ails you.
— Tom Lucas
If time takes orders from man, it would have been reviewed to yesterday to correct the things that are effective.
— Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh
Poor minds , its a Poverty nation.
— Rudzani Ralph
Thin Burning Light GunIf the car found life, it could try to use this gun to learn about it, but the life might not be alive when it was done. — Randall Munroe
Above my pay grade!
— Dennis E. Taylor
Think think think until you blink
— Ganeshsaidheeraj
On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.)
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Never memorize something that you can look up.
— Albert Einstein
How did you find me?""You were lying in the grass a metre away from me. It wasn't rocket science. — Maggie Stiefvater
Is it hot in here? I'm sweating like a Christian in science class.
— Aaron B. Powell
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
— Ursula K. Le Guin
Humans should be permanently under development.
— Graeme Simsion
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse.
— James D. Carswell
As an anonymous wit is supposed to have put it: Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas which, given enough time, changes into people.
— David Christian
A stitch in time saves uncontrollable blood loss
— Simon Haynes
Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
— Noel Fielding
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
— Peter Ustinov
But, I tell myself, Weight is just an artifact of gravity. If this were a jazz club on the moon, I would weigh less.
— Weike Wang
May they run free forever and grow back their limbs!
— Henry Mosquera
He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research.
— Amanda Mosher
Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected.
— Edward Griffith Begle
Or maybe go sci-fi. You sorta look like that guy who roamed outer space everybody's so crazy about." "Malcolm Reynolds?" asked Rook. — Richard Castle
Quantum mechanics - the physics of our world - requires that you hold such pedestrian complaints in abeyance.
— Brian Greene
Broken code and broken heart are hard to repair ...
— Akshay Dubey
