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So this is creepy,' I say, motioning to the school with my non-key-shiv hand. — Julie Murphy

Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor. — Jaleigh Johnson

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? — Cecily Strong

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass. — Dylan Moran

I loved writing for the school newspaper. I liked to report and interview people, but I really liked to write columns, funny columns. — Bonnie Jo Campbell

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. — Kevin Hart

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. — Ryan Stiles

Funny how you never forget the girls from school, huh? — Dave Franklin

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

There are some things you just don't say...not even in a school! — X

Every other girl in school thinks you're the hottest thing since
the microwave. — Linda Kage

It's funny, because in drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters. — Lance Reddick

The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence. — Bauvard

Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they? — J.K. Rowling

it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school. — James Jean-Pierre

I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine I'm heaven's landscape painter. — Bauvard

Good cops make their bosses look good, and Hector was a one-man beauty school. — Edward Conlon

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. — Carrot Top

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. — Leonardo DiCaprio

All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny — Big L

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. — Adam Rex

I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment."
"I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. — Jeannine Garsee

I will admit to fucking a zucchini when I was in high school. For years I thought I was a vegesexual. — Daryl Gregory

I've never been to a prom or a dance; so it's funny, because we have dances on the show, and I'll be like, 'Oh yay! It's my school dance!' — Ashley Benson

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

Humor was also a defense mechanism from getting picked on at school. If I could be funny maybe people wouldn't bother me. — Pandora Boxx

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy. — George A. Romero

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results. — James Patterson

School is a place were you go to eat your lunch — Rodney Dangerfield

Lying on the ceiling. Refusing to go to school. Not opening up to me. Climbing water towers. No, she's all right. — Kami Garcia

The school should teach a class on deciphering obscure images in bad photography. Amanda's photos could make up the textbooks. — Jordan Elizabeth Mierek

My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies. — Rodney Dangerfield

I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint. — D.A. Paul

For in the forest someone is always watching and someone is always listening! — Nancy B. Brewer

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor. — Frankie Boyle

You know a school is run by stuck-up sons of bitches when it doesn't even have a bike rack. — Francesca Zappia

There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school. — Mike Birbiglia

Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox. — Edward Harris

May we now all rise and sing the eternal school hymn: "Attack. Attack. Attack Attack Attack!" — Danny Baker

She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting. — George Burns

My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel. — Michelle Hodkin

This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions. — G.G. Silverman

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball. — Matthew Modine

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors. — Tina Fey

It's very funny. People do not want to achieve liberation or be happy. This is the basic guideline they teach you in Spiritual Training School. — Frederick Lenz

In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth. — Lara Stone

Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?"
"You closed the school and burnt all the books."
"Ah, so I did. — Patrick Ness

"vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture. — G.K. Chesterton

It's funny how getting stabbed through the heart by a friend can bring your whole school year down. — Heather Brewer

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school. — Rick Riordan

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. — Elizabeth Eulberg

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing. — Zach Galifianakis

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net. — Russell Howard

Tonight he was a firm adherent to the classic McCloud school of thought; plant bugs first, apologize later. — Shannon McKenna

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose."

"How bad of an idea?"

"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger

It's funny - in elementary school, I went by Amber. I never liked Tiffani. — Tiffani Thiessen

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. — Will Ferrell

I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society. — G.G. Silverman

What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town. — Mila Kunis

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. — Rodney Dangerfield

I had died and woken up in High School Musical — Jamie McGuire

I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? — Rebecca Murphy

Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year. — Derek The Ghost

The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth. — Rebecca McNutt

Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier. — Jaleigh Johnson

I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off. — Mark Billingham

After school I all but ran to Gran's and it was funny how even with her so sick, being with her could still make me feel safe. — Laura Wiess

I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring. — Melina Marchetta

At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really. — Michel Gondry

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. — Steven Wright

Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all. — Anne Burack Sayre

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty

I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns. — G.G. Silverman

Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught as a school subject, preferably instead of religious studies, which nobody needed. — Kerstin Gier

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! — Bill Watterson

Of course, Jules was not a wolf. She was an elephant. But Jules was a very young toy and she had never been to school to learn the difference. — Julie B. Campbell

The whole thing reminds me of graduate school seminars, except these people are smart and funny and have something interesting to say. — Sarah Vowell

The school had a big problem with drugs ... especially Class A. — Milton Jones