Schmuck Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Schmuck

Schmuck Quotes & Sayings

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Community service has become a patch for morality. You can devote your life to community service and be a total schmuck. — Timothy Keller

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it. — George Carlin

I was the oldest of seven kids, so I had no older brother who would say, 'Schmuck, don't do that.' — Pete Hamill

Many are the thyrsus-bearers, but few are the mystics. — Plato

Basically, if you're not a utopianist, you're a schmuck. — Jonathan Feldman

Everything I have and everything I do is now given completely to Jesus Christ. — Johnny Cash

I mean, Tarantino is such a SHMUCK 90 percent of the time. But ten percent of the time, I've seen genius shining off the guy. — David Foster Wallace

I don't want to punish anybody, but there are an extraordinary number of people who I might want to kill. — George Bernard Shaw

my awful wedded husband. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

It does nothing to dwell on what's been taken from you. Nothing. — V.E Schwab

He'd hate to start killing people at this stage in the game. Especially some poor schmuck who happened to marry the wrong woman. — Shelly Laurenston

You greedy schmuck!" Denise burst out.
Ian cast a leisurely glance in her direction. "And now my feelings are hurt. That'll cost you the boat, too. — Jeaniene Frost

You are a schmuck," I informed the hero. "You're not using the word correctly," he said. "Yes I am," I said. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese. — William H. Macy

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. — Donald Trump

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on. — George Clooney

It's worth noting that you can devote your life to community service and be a total schmuck. You can spend your life on Wall Street and be a hero — David Brooks

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. — Jack Benny

Sorry," he mumbled, looking my way. "Keep 'em closed! — Kiera Cass

If you're going to be a narcissistic schmuck, kid, don't bother studying Faulkner. Go straight to Brett Easton Ellis. He's the role model you need. — Arinn Dembo

Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck. — Michael Reagan

I'm not expecting the American literary community to welcome me with open arms. To them I'm just some schmuck kid who wrote some book. — Macaulay Culkin

The Eskimos have four hundred words for snow, and the Jewshave four hundred for schmuck. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly. — Creed Bratton

Be bold, but not too bold. Have courage, but not too much. — Fay Weldon

When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. — Larry Wall