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Jonathan Dunne quotes: Watching copulating dung-beetles is exciting if you drink enough Red Bull, Jack.

Watching copulating dung-beetles is exciting if you drink enough Red Bull, Jack.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: See this Swiss army knife, Lawless! It's gotta magnifying glass and a million blades but I only need one, so step right the fuck back!

See this Swiss army knife, Lawless! It's gotta magnifying glass and a million blades but I only need one, so step right the fuck back!

Jonathan Dunne quotes: She is the clock-guardian. I was thinking about getting a German Shepherd, but they don't blow fire.

She is the clock-guardian. I was thinking about getting a German Shepherd, but they don't blow fire.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Nicky, the van's on fire!''Fuck the van, Willy! We got ourselves a prodigy child!

Nicky, the van's on fire!'
'Fuck the van, Willy! We got ourselves a prodigy child!

Jonathan Dunne quotes: A chimpanzee is not the same category as a capuchin - chimps are half-human. I need a chimp and his name is going to be Bertie.

A chimpanzee is not the same category as a capuchin - chimps are half-human. I need a chimp and his name is going to be Bertie.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: The circus is the perfect business right now because parents want their kids to be kids and not Charley Bucket drinking cabbage soup all day.

The circus is the perfect business right now because parents want their kids to be kids and not Charley Bucket drinking cabbage soup all day.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Everest, son, remember when I told you that asking questions is a sign of weakness?

Everest, son, remember when I told you that asking questions is a sign of weakness?

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Marvin wasn't a beat-box gangsta-rapper-bitch, but a stressed invalid in a town not equipped with ramps.

Marvin wasn't a beat-box gangsta-rapper-bitch, but a stressed invalid in a town not equipped with ramps.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Revenge is a dish best served cold but Mama prefers to serve it with hot gravy, potatoes, and roast turkey.

Revenge is a dish best served cold but Mama prefers to serve it with hot gravy, potatoes, and roast turkey.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Ruthy's got the curves of the Scalextric he had once gotten for Christmas.

Ruthy's got the curves of the Scalextric he had once gotten for Christmas.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages and I wasn't sure if they were just shrivelled-up villagers or chimps...

I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages and I wasn't sure if they were just shrivelled-up villagers or chimps...

Jonathan Dunne quotes: I don't see hair when I see your mohawk. I see attitude.

I don't see hair when I see your mohawk. I see attitude.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: They had taken see-no-evil and had made it their own by adopting a state sanctioned Orwellian see-no-evil policy

They had taken see-no-evil and had made it their own by adopting a state sanctioned Orwellian see-no-evil policy

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Lately, their love had been reduced to yellow emojis.

Lately, their love had been reduced to yellow emojis.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: I wish this country was run by children

I wish this country was run by children

Jonathan Dunne quotes: I recall when this place was a good 'n honest community hall with a great sense of place and pride but now it's just a hall and fuck the community.

I recall when this place was a good 'n honest community hall with a great sense of place and pride but now it's just a hall and fuck the community.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Thank you. This kimono was handmade by the Chinese silkworms themselves, I'm led to believe.

Thank you. This kimono was handmade by the Chinese silkworms themselves, I'm led to believe.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: My son's got the I.Q. Of a robot but I don't have the dough to send him to school.

My son's got the I.Q. Of a robot but I don't have the dough to send him to school.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Why can't people just be happy and live?

Why can't people just be happy and live?

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Unicorns are for those who aren't content with the wonders this world holds...not that I've seen any of it.

Unicorns are for those who aren't content with the wonders this world holds...not that I've seen any of it.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: And that's the best thing about this crazy journey: I am forgetting that I'm an old man instead of the Alzheimer's reminding me by forgetting

And that's the best thing about this crazy journey: I am forgetting that I'm an old man instead of the Alzheimer's reminding me by forgetting

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Time will always have the answer in the end, whether you like that answer is immaterial to Time because it tends not to keep friends.

Time will always have the answer in the end, whether you like that answer is immaterial to Time because it tends not to keep friends.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: I don't believe he was made in China, but I do believe he is disposable.

I don't believe he was made in China, but I do believe he is disposable.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Your body isn't really yours, Jackie boy. Your body is mine and I'm claiming squatter's rights.

Your body isn't really yours, Jackie boy. Your body is mine and I'm claiming squatter's rights.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: So how do you know she was a mermaid if you didn't see her bottom half?

So how do you know she was a mermaid if you didn't see her bottom half?

Jonathan Dunne quotes: I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!

I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!

Jonathan Dunne quotes: The closest Apollo had ever come to expressing an interest in the opposite sex was the door signs of public bathrooms.

The closest Apollo had ever come to expressing an interest in the opposite sex was the door signs of public bathrooms.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: I try to dig deep into my memory vault but my memory fault is all I find.

I try to dig deep into my memory vault but my memory fault is all I find.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: The only time we stopped having nightmares was while we slept.

The only time we stopped having nightmares was while we slept.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Payback takes many forms but from the business-end of a Christmas turkey isn't a form I would've bet on...

Payback takes many forms but from the business-end of a Christmas turkey isn't a form I would've bet on...

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Father has a fear of flying since that aeroplane crashed into his bedroom.

Father has a fear of flying since that aeroplane crashed into his bedroom.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: My old man always told me to retrace my steps, but what's the point if I can't remember where my feet are, let alone my footsteps...

My old man always told me to retrace my steps, but what's the point if I can't remember where my feet are, let alone my footsteps...

Jonathan Dunne quotes: But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.

But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Mama, rest in pieces, used to call it Dada's hibernation because sometimes people don't wake up from a coma.

Mama, rest in pieces, used to call it Dada's hibernation because sometimes people don't wake up from a coma.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: The Russian Dolls would sue a snowman for sexual harassment if they thought the sun would stay away.

The Russian Dolls would sue a snowman for sexual harassment if they thought the sun would stay away.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Gonzo, the enlightened hippy-biker island god, was a hermit in every sense of the word; a hermit crab and this island was his shell.

Gonzo, the enlightened hippy-biker island god, was a hermit in every sense of the word; a hermit crab and this island was his shell.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: What do you read for pleasure?Kama Sutra.

What do you read for pleasure?
Kama Sutra.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Sarah is a mirage after all; an oasis in this arid, amnesiac, desert mindscape. I fear if I get too close she too will turn to dust.

Sarah is a mirage after all; an oasis in this arid, amnesiac, desert mindscape. I fear if I get too close she too will turn to dust.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: I've shrunk but I haven't lost my colour

I've shrunk but I haven't lost my colour

Jonathan Dunne quotes: My old man always told me never do anything during the day that will keep you awake at night.

My old man always told me never do anything during the day that will keep you awake at night.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Humour is my best defence, so humour me.

Humour is my best defence, so humour me.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Why did you call me Jack of Hearts?''Because you like to gamble girls' hearts and play them close to your chest.

Why did you call me Jack of Hearts?'
'Because you like to gamble girls' hearts and play them close to your chest.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: You think road-kill is poetry!

You think road-kill is poetry!

Jonathan Dunne quotes: In that brief kiss, Arthur's demigod had abandoned him.

In that brief kiss, Arthur's demigod had abandoned him.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: And before you make any judgments, that time you were trying out your king-size with the sales assistant doesn't count as getting a man into bed.

And before you make any judgments, that time you were trying out your king-size with the sales assistant doesn't count as getting a man into bed.

Jonathan Dunne quotes: Be careful of what you wish for because sometimes it just might come untrue.

Be careful of what you wish for because sometimes it just might come untrue.