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Schlong Quotes By Jacqueline Woodson: If I loved someone enough, I would go

If I loved someone enough, I would go anywhere in the world with them.
- Staggerlee — Jacqueline Woodson

Schlong Quotes By Ellie Kemper: I guess it's easier to think badly and

I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised. — Ellie Kemper

Schlong Quotes By Jewel E. Ann: Penis? Cock? Dick? Wood? Schlong? Womb broom? Clam

Penis? Cock? Dick? Wood? Schlong? Womb broom? Clam hammer? Yogurt slinger? — Jewel E. Ann

Schlong Quotes By Noam Chomsky: I choose to live in what I think

I choose to live in what I think is the greatest country in the world, which is committing horrendous terrorist acts and should stop. — Noam Chomsky

Schlong Quotes By Leylah Attar: You snorted. And you call a dick a

You snorted. And you call a dick a schlong. — Leylah Attar

Schlong Quotes By Tracy Tappan: Never trust what a man says when he's

Never trust what a man says when he's focused on putting his schlong into your cookie, dear. — Tracy Tappan

Schlong Quotes By Jiddu Krishnamurti: Conflict exists only when there are two opposing

Conflict exists only when there are two opposing things: fear and non-fear,violence and non-violence. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

Schlong Quotes By Barack Obama: Every woman should have access to the healthcare

Every woman should have access to the healthcare that she needs. — Barack Obama

Schlong Quotes By Meg Cabot: You want a happy romantic relationship? Don't ruin

You want a happy romantic relationship? Don't ruin it by getting married. — Meg Cabot

Schlong Quotes By C. Scott Grow: When we repent, the Lord allows us to

When we repent, the Lord allows us to put the mistakes of the past behind us. — C. Scott Grow

Schlong Quotes By Mort Sahl: Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor.

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. — Mort Sahl