
In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? —
Terry Pratchett

Being a doctor, you are not supposed to give vent to any signs of revulsion on encountering the most noxious of odours or the most gruesome of sights. —
Anurag Shourie

Medicine, the only profession that labors incessantly to destroy the reason for its existence. —
James Bryce

To my father, business was the highest calling, but to my mother, medicine was the top profession. —
William Standish Knowles

Medicine would be the ideal profession if it did not involve giving pain. —
Samuel Hopkins Adams

You. Naked. In the shower. Now."
"You. Caveman. Go screw yourself. —
Emily Snow

The world, as a rule, does not live on beaches and in country clubs. —
F Scott Fitzgerald

I wasn't sued out of medicine, I wasn't arbitrated out of the profession. —
Ken Jeong

Like plumbing, medicine is a profession where you learn early on not to put your fingers in your mouth. —
Diana Gabaldon

Was it more?" he asks, his voice tinged with hope. —
E.L. James

Dr. Buford's profession was medicine and his obsession was anything that grew in the ground, so he stayed poor. —
Harper Lee

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. —
Gerald F. Lieberman

That the stars are adamant
everyone understands
but I won't give up seeking joy on each blue wave
or peace below every gray stone. —
Edith Sodergran

I love to play with Tony and Bill anytime, anywhere. —
Pat Mastelotto

The death of my kid made me a stronger person. There's no end to what I'm willing to do. —
Carl Paladino

He was, he admitted, a man who liked to have his cake and eat it too. —
Colleen McCullough

The life so short, the craft so long to learn. —
Hippocrates