Sausages Quotes
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The short, fat fingers moved like dancing sausages across the strings;
— Jonathan Stroud
Orlaith asks as we return to the tree. Germany. You know they have sausages in vending machines there?
— Kevin Hearne
We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.
— Otto Von Bismarck
Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night.
— Susan Smith
Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made.
— Otto Von Bismarck
You were sizzling, like sausages in a frying pan.
— Kristina Adams
sausages. Behind
— Deanna Raybourn
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.
— Tristan MacManus
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
— Otto Von Bismarck
Like laws and sausages, if you love parchment it is perhaps best not to see it being made.
— Keith Houston
Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.
— John Berger
Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made.
— John Godfrey Saxe
Around them peddlers were selling dog sausages, roast onions, and unborn puppies on a stick, but Dany had no need of such.
— George R R Martin
I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head.
— Peter Molyneux
Laws are like sausages. You sleep far better the less you know about how they are made.
— Otto Von Bismarck
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.
— Otto Von Bismarck
There are two things civilized Man should never see being made: Sausages and Laws.
— Otto Von Bismarck
What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh?
— Dorothy L. Sayers
The German lives in a state of perpetual intestinal embarrassment due to an excess of beer and the pork sausages on which he gorges himself.
— Umberto Eco
In went water and loaves of blackbread and sausages and cheese, and out can shit and piss and language.
— Kurt Vonnegut
White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all!
— James Joyce
Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them.
— Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy
My husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them.
— Amanda Holden
I was never a fan of Chanel. I liked it on other people. Some other people. All the ladies who were too plump and busty looked like little sausages.
— Iris Apfel
Profits, like sausages ... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.
— Alvin Toffler
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night
— Otto Von Bismarck
I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds!
— Beth Ditto
Does it matter that the sausages are local? I'm just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema with them.
— Louise Rennison
In order to retain a certain respect for sausages and laws, one must not see them being made.
— Otto Von Bismarck
Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
— Mike Myers
I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its sausages.
— Natalia Tena
Otto von Bismarck quipped, Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
— Cory Doctorow
Being in the Boy Scouts, you don't think about whether people are gay or straight. You're busy putting up tents and learning to cut sausages.
— Boy George
Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them.
— Aristophanes
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.
— Otto Von Bismarck