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The short, fat fingers moved like dancing sausages across the strings; — Jonathan Stroud

Orlaith asks as we return to the tree. Germany. You know they have sausages in vending machines there? — Kevin Hearne

We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made. — Otto Von Bismarck

Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night. — Susan Smith

Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made. — Otto Von Bismarck

You were sizzling, like sausages in a frying pan. — Kristina Adams

sausages. Behind — Deanna Raybourn

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. — Tristan MacManus

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. — Otto Von Bismarck

Like laws and sausages, if you love parchment it is perhaps best not to see it being made. — Keith Houston

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. — John Berger

Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made. — John Godfrey Saxe

Around them peddlers were selling dog sausages, roast onions, and unborn puppies on a stick, but Dany had no need of such. — George R R Martin

I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head. — Peter Molyneux

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages. — Arsene Wenger

Laws are like sausages. You sleep far better the less you know about how they are made. — Otto Von Bismarck

There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. — Laurence Sterne

To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making. — Otto Von Bismarck

There are two things civilized Man should never see being made: Sausages and Laws. — Otto Von Bismarck

What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh? — Dorothy L. Sayers

The German lives in a state of perpetual intestinal embarrassment due to an excess of beer and the pork sausages on which he gorges himself. — Umberto Eco

In went water and loaves of blackbread and sausages and cheese, and out can shit and piss and language. — Kurt Vonnegut

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G."
"Sausages. — Adam Rex

White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all! — James Joyce

Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them. — Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy

My husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them. — Amanda Holden

I was never a fan of Chanel. I liked it on other people. Some other people. All the ladies who were too plump and busty looked like little sausages. — Iris Apfel

Profits, like sausages ... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them. — Alvin Toffler

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night — Otto Von Bismarck

It's the only thing sexier than a sexy woman. A sexy woman cooking fuckin' sausages. — Roddy Doyle

I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds! — Beth Ditto

Does it matter that the sausages are local? I'm just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema with them. — Louise Rennison

In order to retain a certain respect for sausages and laws, one must not see them being made. — Otto Von Bismarck

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite. — Mike Myers

I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its sausages. — Natalia Tena

Otto von Bismarck quipped, Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. — Cory Doctorow

Being in the Boy Scouts, you don't think about whether people are gay or straight. You're busy putting up tents and learning to cut sausages. — Boy George

Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them. — Aristophanes

If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made. — Otto Von Bismarck

They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works unconsciously. — Ed Asner