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There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation. — Otto Von Bismarck

That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early. — Prince Charles

Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle. — Lou Reed

... where Halder and Hans usually arrived first and had something to eat, perhaps sausage with a bit of sauerkraut. — Roberto Bolano

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry. — P. J. O'Rourke

He who is too well off is always longing for something new. — Jacob Grimm

Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time. — Miller Barber

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. — A.P. Herbert

A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made. — Harlan Coben

We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made. — Otto Von Bismarck

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. — Anthony Bourdain

He was in his midforties, tall and overweight, a sausage-fingered vulgarian in a slick suit. — Terry Hayes

I have yet to meet a carnivore who doesn't love a sausage roll. — Yotam Ottolenghi

Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it. — George R R Martin

Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made. — Otto Von Bismarck

I know how to make sausage, and now that I've seen how laws are made, I'll stick with sausage. — Tom Colicchio

Sorry about your sausage dog. — Alexander McCall Smith

The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig. — Ogden Nash

People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made — Otto Von Bismarck

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. — Ambrose Bierce

I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head. — Peter Molyneux

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages. — Arsene Wenger

A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage. — Oliverio Girondo

My husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them. — Amanda Holden

Jane Eyre may be an orphan, homely, battered, alone and abandoned, but she is not, never has been and never will be a big fat sausage. — Fanny Britt

Spanish chorizo is a spicy cured sausage that's especially tasty with clams. — Tom Douglas

He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease. — Henry James

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made. — Mark Twain

Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon. — Tom Robbins

For battle, the new boy looked like an overcooked sausage — George R R Martin

She spoke as if she belonged to an anti-sausage society or a league for the suppression of eggs. — P.G. Wodehouse

I love horror movies and I love being scared, but I don't like them, if they're not based on a true story. It's like knowing how the sausage is made. — Olivia Munn

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ... — Vivian Stanshall

Seems like an odd thing to toast to when you just agreed to go off with a complete
stranger and play hide the sausage. — Harper Sloan

If I were a customer, and I was given a dish with peppers, I would hate it. I also don't like blood sausage. — Ferran Adria

Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst — Anonymous

A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet. — Eugene Field

I want a man who is sunny-side up, with a large sausage, and two hot buns. — Sierra Cartwright

They ate sandwiches of mortadel sausage and bel paese cheese made up in the station restaurant, and drank Beaujolais. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I'm American. Very American. Like, I-might-have-biscuits-and-sausage-gravy-for-dinner American. — Steve Hockensmith

Sausage making and policy-making shouldn't be seen close-up. — Donald Rumsfeld

Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage. — Don Murray

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own. — Adolf Hitler

I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage. — Frances Trollope

There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. — Laurence Sterne

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

When we think of memetic culture, it is the 'sausage factory' of the old days. — Christopher Poole

Just so you know, I'm strictly a taco girl. I have tried sausage, but it's not for me." ~ Jolie — Emma Nichols

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative. — Boris Johnson

Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage? — Paul Claudel

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite. — Mike Myers

Meine Wurst! Better your sausage than your life, man! — Lilith Saintcrow

over to our house for Joe's sausage lasagna. A half hour later, Julie was in bed and two of my very favorite people were standing around the kitchen — James Patterson

At the same time, Italian sausage, breadsticks, antipasto, and spaghetti vied for air supremacy. — Joanne Fluke

Any boy who'd love a sailboat-patterned, swimsuited sausage who tames rabid foxes would be wonderful. And impossible. — Fanny Britt

Our company sells about five to six million pounds of sausage a year. We sell it retail and to restaurants. We've got all kinds of products. — Earl Campbell

You always had an eye for the fellow with a decent helping of sausage and hard-boiled eggs. — Gregory Maguire

I grew up in Zurich until I was 12, and I've always come to Vorderer Sternen for a sausage, a hunk of bread, and some mustard. — Daniel Humm

Mr. Sausage Nose — B. Campbell

Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage. — Lord Byron

I will endanger your species like an ostrich,
Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage! — Busta Rhymes

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall

I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest. — Wayne Rooney

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage. — Terry Pratchett

The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of sausage. — Ernst Toller

There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws. — Mark Twain

If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made. — Otto Von Bismarck

No sausage? he asked.
Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. — Maureen Johnson

I would have loved to buy a hot dog from her, just to watch her squeezing the ketchup and mustard from the plastic bottles over the sausage, — Karl Ove Knausgard

Success is like sausage, you'd be surprised what goes into it. — Tim Fargo

Where are we going?
I don't know yet.
Anyplace is good, so long as there's sausage and bitches. — Kevin Hearne

Cletus's famous sausage is famous." Cletus's — Penny Reid

I bet sliced smoked sausage wouldn't be a terrible pizza topping. — L.T. Vargus

I warn you that when the princes of this world start loving you it means they are going to grind you up into battle sausage. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it. — Jimmy Dean

How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?"
"Look it up in the phrase book. — Regina Doman

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'. — Sebastian Horsley

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made. — Mark Twain

Just like in Jane Eyre, the moral of the story would be 'never forget that you're nothing but a sad sausage. — Fanny Britt

I am at length joined to Bologna, where I am settled like a sausage. — George Gordon Byron

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids. — Cody Lundin

A sausage is an image of rest, peace and tranquility in stark contrast to the destruction and chaos of everyday life. — Tom Robbins

I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I'm half ground, that I don't want to be a sausage after all. — Jessamyn West

A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ... — Henrik Ibsen

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy

You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made. — Bert Cooper

When you cook a sausage, the skin sometimes breaks and the ground meat comes apart. — Jose Andres