Sausage Quotes
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There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation.
— Otto Von Bismarck
That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early.
— Prince Charles
... where Halder and Hans usually arrived first and had something to eat, perhaps sausage with a bit of sauerkraut.
— Roberto Bolano
Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.
— P. J. O'Rourke
A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made.
— Harlan Coben
We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.
— Otto Von Bismarck
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
— Anthony Bourdain
He was in his midforties, tall and overweight, a sausage-fingered vulgarian in a slick suit.
— Terry Hayes
I have yet to meet a carnivore who doesn't love a sausage roll.
— Yotam Ottolenghi
Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it.
— George R R Martin
Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made.
— Otto Von Bismarck
I know how to make sausage, and now that I've seen how laws are made, I'll stick with sausage.
— Tom Colicchio
Sorry about your sausage dog.
— Alexander McCall Smith
People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made
— Otto Von Bismarck
I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head.
— Peter Molyneux
A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage.
— Oliverio Girondo
My husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them.
— Amanda Holden
For battle, the new boy looked like an overcooked sausage
— George R R Martin
She spoke as if she belonged to an anti-sausage society or a league for the suppression of eggs.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ...
— Vivian Stanshall
Seems like an odd thing to toast to when you just agreed to go off with a completestranger and play hide the sausage. — Harper Sloan
If I were a customer, and I was given a dish with peppers, I would hate it. I also don't like blood sausage.
— Ferran Adria
Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst
— Anonymous
I want a man who is sunny-side up, with a large sausage, and two hot buns.
— Sierra Cartwright
They ate sandwiches of mortadel sausage and bel paese cheese made up in the station restaurant, and drank Beaujolais.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I'm American. Very American. Like, I-might-have-biscuits-and-sausage-gravy-for-dinner American.
— Steve Hockensmith
Sausage making and policy-making shouldn't be seen close-up.
— Donald Rumsfeld
Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.
— Don Murray
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I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.
— Adolf Hitler
I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage.
— Frances Trollope
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
When we think of memetic culture, it is the 'sausage factory' of the old days.
— Christopher Poole
Just so you know, I'm strictly a taco girl. I have tried sausage, but it's not for me." ~ Jolie
— Emma Nichols
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
— Boris Johnson
Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?
— Paul Claudel
Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
— Mike Myers
Meine Wurst! Better your sausage than your life, man!
— Lilith Saintcrow
over to our house for Joe's sausage lasagna. A half hour later, Julie was in bed and two of my very favorite people were standing around the kitchen
— James Patterson
At the same time, Italian sausage, breadsticks, antipasto, and spaghetti vied for air supremacy.
— Joanne Fluke
Any boy who'd love a sailboat-patterned, swimsuited sausage who tames rabid foxes would be wonderful. And impossible.
— Fanny Britt
Our company sells about five to six million pounds of sausage a year. We sell it retail and to restaurants. We've got all kinds of products.
— Earl Campbell
You always had an eye for the fellow with a decent helping of sausage and hard-boiled eggs.
— Gregory Maguire
I grew up in Zurich until I was 12, and I've always come to Vorderer Sternen for a sausage, a hunk of bread, and some mustard.
— Daniel Humm
Mr. Sausage Nose
— B. Campbell
I will endanger your species like an ostrich,Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage! — Busta Rhymes
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it.
— Jack Whitehall
I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.
— Wayne Rooney
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
— Terry Pratchett
The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of sausage.
— Ernst Toller
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.
— Otto Von Bismarck
No sausage? he asked.Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. — Maureen Johnson
I would have loved to buy a hot dog from her, just to watch her squeezing the ketchup and mustard from the plastic bottles over the sausage,
— Karl Ove Knausgard
Where are we going?I don't know yet.
Anyplace is good, so long as there's sausage and bitches. — Kevin Hearne
Cletus's famous sausage is famous." Cletus's
— Penny Reid
I warn you that when the princes of this world start loving you it means they are going to grind you up into battle sausage.
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?""Look it up in the phrase book. — Regina Doman
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.
— Sebastian Horsley
Just like in Jane Eyre, the moral of the story would be 'never forget that you're nothing but a sad sausage.
— Fanny Britt
I am at length joined to Bologna, where I am settled like a sausage.
— George Gordon Byron
A sausage is an image of rest, peace and tranquility in stark contrast to the destruction and chaos of everyday life.
— Tom Robbins
I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I'm half ground, that I don't want to be a sausage after all.
— Jessamyn West
A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ...
— Henrik Ibsen
