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Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
— David Letterman
All right, we need a way to get into the palace. Any ideas?"
"Ask nicely? Charge in? Fly? Wait, do you mean reasonable ones? — Noelle Crawford
"Ask nicely? Charge in? Fly? Wait, do you mean reasonable ones? — Noelle Crawford
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.
— Andrej Pejic
Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning?
— Franz Grillparzer
Potential means you ain't done it yet.
— Darrell Royal
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
— Candace C. Bowen
We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it.
— Hattie McDaniel
In response to a letter regarding the writer's lack of religious belief:
The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty. — Abigail Van Buren
The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty. — Abigail Van Buren
I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.
— Emo Philips
She should get a divorce and settle down.
— Jack Paar
I always get the better when I argue alone.
— Oliver Goldsmith
It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz
Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
I could use all the confidence I could get. If possible, I would steal some from the egotistical Chase. He had more than enough to spare.
— J.L. Weil
sarchasm n. The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
— Steven Pinker
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
— David Letterman