Santa's Funny Quotes
Collection of top 18 famous quotes about Santa's Funny
Santa's Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The door opens with a rusted jingle, and an animatronic Santa insults my moral virtue three times. Ho, ho, ho.
— Kiersten White
a ghost clown stalking you through your house with a lawnmower.
— Simon John Cox
I have not ever been able to decide how would my girls have fared if they came up in a different time?
— Susan Straight
Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa)
— David Levithan
I am seeking for the bridge which leans from the visible to the invisible through reality.
— Max Beckmann
All the little risks I took were sort of like all the apartments I had moved into: I was finding the right spot.
— Paula Scher
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
— Henny Youngman
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
— Rodney Dangerfield
No person writes to win awards.
— Mo Yan
Friendship needs no words.
— Dag Hammarskjold
Damn, the girl is all red hair and a whole lot of flair!
— Joanne McClean
Closing one's ears to the complaints of partisans would also entail closing one's mind to the substance of their arguments.
— Daniel Okrent
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
— Oliver Markus