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Santa's Funny Quotes By Kiersten White: The door opens with a rusted jingle, and

The door opens with a rusted jingle, and an animatronic Santa insults my moral virtue three times. Ho, ho, ho. — Kiersten White

Santa's Funny Quotes By Simon John Cox: a ghost clown stalking you through your house

a ghost clown stalking you through your house with a lawnmower. — Simon John Cox

Santa's Funny Quotes By Jaden Wilkes: I feel like I just sucked a Care

I feel like I just sucked a Care Bear's dick, I'm so full of cute right now. — Jaden Wilkes

Santa's Funny Quotes By Susan Straight: I have not ever been able to decide

I have not ever been able to decide how would my girls have fared if they came up in a different time? — Susan Straight

Santa's Funny Quotes By David Cross: I have always tried to use humor to

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

Santa's Funny Quotes By David Levithan: Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh

Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa) — David Levithan

Santa's Funny Quotes By Max Beckmann: I am seeking for the bridge which leans

I am seeking for the bridge which leans from the visible to the invisible through reality. — Max Beckmann

Santa's Funny Quotes By Paula Scher: All the little risks I took were sort

All the little risks I took were sort of like all the apartments I had moved into: I was finding the right spot. — Paula Scher

Santa's Funny Quotes By Paul Buchheit: Honestly, I was pretty sure AltaVista was going

Honestly, I was pretty sure AltaVista was going to destroy Google — Paul Buchheit

Santa's Funny Quotes By Various: 5 Why art thou cast down, O my

5 Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou disquieted in me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet praise him for the help of his countenance. — Various

Santa's Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket. — Henny Youngman

Santa's Funny Quotes By Jon Stewart: Being a superpower is like being a Santa

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart

Santa's Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield

Santa's Funny Quotes By Mo Yan: No person writes to win awards.

No person writes to win awards. — Mo Yan

Santa's Funny Quotes By Dag Hammarskjold: Friendship needs no words.

Friendship needs no words. — Dag Hammarskjold

Santa's Funny Quotes By Joanne McClean: Damn, the girl is all red hair and

Damn, the girl is all red hair and a whole lot of flair! — Joanne McClean

Santa's Funny Quotes By Daniel Okrent: Closing one's ears to the complaints of partisans

Closing one's ears to the complaints of partisans would also entail closing one's mind to the substance of their arguments. — Daniel Okrent

Santa's Funny Quotes By Oliver Markus: God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus