Happy Hump Day Funny Quotes

Loving ourselves is a revolutionary act! — Abiola Abrams

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script. — Jeff Foxworthy

Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling. — Mason Cooley

Sixty seconds is a long time to know you are dying. — Gillian Flynn

Of course, my faith has a lot to do with being able to be public without being a public nuisance. — Yolanda Adams

We are all more or less ill till we find -Self-enquiry our Oneness with everyone else. — Douglas Harding

I was growing cold, but now you are my campfire. — Serena B. Miller

My characters aren't losers. They're rebels. They win by their refusal to play by everyone else's rules. — Harold Ramis

My assignment is to take my situation and to use it to help others who feel hopeless and/or helpless because of loss. — Marvin Sapp

By adapting and adjusting to randomness, you shape but do not control your endpoint. — Bob Deutsch

Geese are white, crows are black. No argument will change this. — Laozi

Dig your nails deep enough into the back of a Soviet, and eventually you'll find a Russian. — Magnus Flyte