Santa Con Quotes
Collection of top 15 famous quotes about Santa Con
Santa Con Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Santa Con quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way.
— Tracy McMillan
I lived that year on top of a wooden tower in an area east of Santa Rosa known as the Valley of the Moon.
— Frederick Weisel
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. It was quite absurd.
— Peter Dinklage
Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa)
— David Levithan
I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.
— Maureen Johnson
Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad.
— Daniel Suarez
Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it, but it's just not real.
— Floyd Landis
Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.
— David Sedaris
With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy little teddy bear pillow.'
— The Notorious B.I.G.
