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I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. It's either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple — Neil Simon

I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else. — Morgan Matson

Gloria was sure she wanted but to read and dream and be fed tomato sandwiches and lemonades by some angelic servant — F Scott Fitzgerald

Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM! — Rick Riordan

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain

Sandwiches can be both delicious and quite satisfying if made correctly. — Jennifer Lassalle Edwards

When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box. — Anne Rice

The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism. — Calvin Trillin

I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich. — Alber Elbaz

I was too terrified to notice she [Shelley Long] had breasts. I do remember that I was eating a sandwich. — Shelley Long

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

They began to eat their grilled cheese sandwiches. The extra-sharp cheese added the perfect tanginess, as did the dill pickles. — Terry Spear

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. — Lance Bass

Mouse sandwiches and open graves?" Meredith arched an elegant eyebrow. "I think you're getting Stephen King mixed up with Lewis Carroll. — L.J.Smith

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her. — Ian Dury

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers. — Bill Maher

There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed. — Neneh Cherry

It has been well said that a hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. — Henry Cabot Lodge Jr.

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. — Matt Groening

A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted. — Sol Wachtler

My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. — Frank Iero

A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one. — Peter Drury

I spent my first 10 years in the Commonwealth. I come from cricket, crumpets, cucumber sandwiches, the Queen. — Danielle De Niese

Course, mountains serve as homes to mountain goats and mountain lions, who enjoy attacking helpless picnickers and eating sandwiches or children. So — Lemony Snicket

It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches. — Lemony Snicket

Every jacket I make has interior pockets big enough to store a book and a sandwich and a passport. — Rick Owens

Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest — Diana Wynne Jones

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. — George Carlin

It was just really odd to be in a room with Ian McKellen sharing cucumber sandwiches. — Adam Brown

I grew up a vegetarian. Then, because I grew up in the states, I started slowly eating meat. First it was bologna sandwiches, or pepperoni on pizza. — Padma Lakshmi

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! — Santino Marella

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else. — Kevin Hart

As if I'd said I wanted to sell cheese sandwiches outside Grateful
Dead concerts ... — J.R. Moehringer

I actually got discovered in my hometown of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania by a man who worked at a place that sold barbecue sandwiches! — George Benson

I'm not going to prison," I blurt out. "I'm too soft. I watched Orange is the New Black. I don't want to eat tampon sandwiches. — Lila Monroe

I have a lot of appetites and try to revel in almost everything, so inspiration can even come from a well-appointed submarine sandwich, you know? — Patrick Fabian

I think if you have to make sandwiches to get a ring - you should do good things for your man, but I don't think I would do that. — Katie Pavlich

A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them. — Chic Murray

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich? — Bill Burr

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing. — Chris O'Dowd

I'm tired of eating peanut butter sandwiches," said Molly Tinker. "I need a pizza. — Misty Reddington

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches. — Anna Nicole Smith

I cannot starve myself. I'm a foodie! I make fabulous pastas, Indian food, parathas and club sandwiches! — Preity Zinta

I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things. — Lady Gaga

Good tuna-fish sandwiches; he's the tallest man I've ever seen! (Pam) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

There's a lot of loneliness in a book tour. A lot of grilled cheese sandwiches alone in your hotel at night. — Margaret Stohl

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! — Paul Lynde

David Nelson says that one of the staples of his diet during this era was ketchup sandwiches — Blair Jackson

Sex is like sandwiches, there has to be something in between. — Jennifer Stone

You can always tell a good woman by her sandwiches, — Jeanette Winterson

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. — Dana Gould

I have a saying: 'I'm good for three things: making fried bologna sandwiches, making money and picking out good movies.' — Tyler James Williams

Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way. — Jozy Altidore

The gunslinger had no idea what tooter-fish was, but he knew a popkin when he saw it. — Stephen King

I can afford to get Tesco's finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones. — Taron Egerton

Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time. — Shane Battier

Clearly a black man's life is not worth a ham sandwich, — Michael Steele

I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich." — Stephen Colbert

Blue was a fanciful, but sensible thing. Like a platypus, or one of those sandwiches that had been cut into circles for a fancy tea party. — Maggie Stiefvater

It was a sh*t sandwich. — Kris Humphries

To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich. — Garrison Keillor

My God, Joseph, your toasted sandwiches are the fucking shit. You do know that right? — Beth Ashworth

You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal. — Jeff Mauro

Don't judge me, Captain Judgeypants. I go there for the sandwiches.) — Chuck Wendig

Her eyelids fluttered. "Francis," she murmured.
"Cathy," he murmured back.
"Heathcliff," muttered Kit, as he set about making sandwiches. — Justine Larbalestier

Before you trade sandwiches, check between the bread. — Cynthia Lewis

A naked lunch is natural to us We eat reality sandwiches. But allegories are so much lettuce. Don't hide the madness. — Allen Ginsberg

The argument that all Jews have a heartfelt investment in the state of Israel is untrue. Some have a heartfelt investment in corned beef sandwiches. — Judith Butler

By and large, we're a bread-eating culture. People like sandwiches. We don't really over-think that one. — Fred DeLuca

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. — Peter Kay

This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see. — Emanuel Cleaver

I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread. — Jeff Mauro

We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup. — Joan Greenwood

Peanut butter sandwiches go perfectly well with a glass of white wine. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. — Matt Haig

How can people in California have problems with their feet?" asks Molly moving around Olive with a plate of sandwiches. "Don't they drive everywhere? — Elizabeth Strout

When I travel I normally eat club sandwiches or I bring my own food. When you go into a new town, it's very had to find a good place to eat. — Paul Prudhomme

Sandwiches,' she said, 'like diamonds, are forever. — Muriel Spark

You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first. — John Lennon

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. — Dov Davidoff

Life is good when you have a good sandwich. — Keanu Reeves

I always eat mac and cheese. That's what I'm known for, just very simple food: sandwiches, French fries, very unhealthy, but yeah that's what I eat. — Bethany Mota

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597. — Victoria Wood

Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches. — Jay Leno

On a date, you shared your deep thoughts with each other, but not that deep. We were eating sandwiches, for God's sake. — Jennifer Echols

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. — Allan Sherman

To a large extent, we're working hard to fulfill the consumer demand for Subway sandwiches. — Fred DeLuca

I happen to enjoy grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches. — Chuck Feeney

I used to be shy about ordering a steak after I had eaten a steak sandwich, but I got used to it. — A.J. Liebling

I want a sandwich named after me. — Jon Stewart

To Hope and to many more turkey sandwiches." "Thank you," I said, the cold turkey warming my stomach. After — Gretchen Olson

There's more food in one bottle of beer, me lad, than twenty sandwiches. — Roald Dahl

I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts. — Peter Dinklage

Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich. — Homer

Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. — Muddy Waters

I don't get why my fans call me yummy. I mean I'm not a sandwich! — Justin Bieber

Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $ 10,000 sandwich? — Annie Leonard

What Applebee's was proposing was like Rick Bayless's endorsement of a line of chicken sandwiches for Burger King — Allen Salkin

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight! — John Cena

Anderson isn't qualified to make Frank Mir a sandwich — Chael Sonnen

If you want to keep your own teeth, make your own sandwiches. — Jeanette Winterson