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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
— Sam Levenson
You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.
— Sam Levenson
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
— Sam Levenson
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
— Sam Levenson
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
— Sam Levenson
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
— Sam Levenson
You can't start at the top.
— Sam Levenson
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.
— Sam Levenson
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
— Sam Levenson
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
— Sam Levenson
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
— Sam Levenson
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.
— Sam Levenson
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
— Sam Levenson
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
— Sam Levenson
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
— Sam Levenson
The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."
— Sam Levenson
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
— Sam Levenson
If you want to kill time, try working it to death.
— Sam Levenson
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
— Sam Levenson
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
— Sam Levenson
Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village
— Sam Levenson
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.
— Sam Levenson
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
— Sam Levenson
The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.
— Sam Levenson
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
— Sam Levenson
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
— Sam Levenson
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.
— Sam Levenson
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
— Sam Levenson
