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A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
— Sam Ewing
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.
— Sam Ewing
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
— Sam Ewing
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.
— Sam Ewing
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.
— Sam Ewing
When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
— Sam Ewing
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.
— Sam Ewing
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
— Sam Ewing
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
— Sam Ewing
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
— Sam Ewing
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.
— Sam Ewing
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
— Sam Ewing
I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.
— Sam Ewing
Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.
— Sam Ewing
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
— Sam Ewing
The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.
— Sam Ewing
On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died.
— Sam Ewing
There's no thief like a bad movie.
— Sam Ewing
President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.
— Sam Ewing
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
— Sam Ewing
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
— Sam Ewing
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
— Sam Ewing
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
— Sam Ewing
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
— Sam Ewing
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
— Sam Ewing
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
— Sam Ewing