Salad Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Salad
Salad Quotes & Sayings
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Tabouli is the best salad, but still, you don't win friends with salad
— Richard Dreyfuss
Well, we became a vegetarian. But that didn't last very long, because, um, I don't like vegetables. Or salad, nothing like that!
— Dakota Fanning
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit - wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
— Gena Showalter
THE ROMANS SALTED their greens, believing this to counteract the natural bitterness, which is the origin of the word salad, salted.
— Mark Kurlansky
My favorite dish is brown rice with lentils, roasted red and yellow peppers, and fennel, with a sweet potato and a salad on the side.
— Christie Brinkley
Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life.
— Cyril Connolly
My salad daysWhen I was green in judgment, cold in blood,
To say as I said then! — William Shakespeare
Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad
— Denis Leary
I personally would rather do the Master Cleanse for ten days than just eat salad for six months.
— Gigi Hadid
Salad of baby spinach, artichoke hearts, and slices of fig, drizzled with olive oil and salt and a little fresh lemon juice,
— Adriana Trigiani
I chop 'em into salad and my name ain't Caesar.
— Black Thought
I'm wishing that I had a regular family where the mom cooks lasagna and throws bagged salad into a big dented wooden bowl.
— Lauren Layne
The pepper is beginning to show signs of strain, and tonight should grace a salad. It has been suggested that I am a cannibal to eat my models.
— Edward Weston
You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
There is no inevitable connection between Christianity and cynicism. Truth is not a salad, is it, that you must always dress it with vinegar?
— William Morley Punshon
The poet made eating salad with your fingers seem to be the only natural and sensible thing to do.
— Sylvia Plath
Take your average couscous salad, and it's almost always a sloppy mush, no matter how much attention has gone into getting flavours in there.
— Yotam Ottolenghi
A lich guards his phylactery like an elf guards his salad.
— Jeffery Russell
I used to shop in ASDA all the time. Every now and then I still go in to get a little salad for lunch.
— Fleur East
call it chicken salad
— Sarah Dessen
I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.
— Roberto Burle Marx
I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.
— Chris Pratt
I'm going to get something from the salad bar. Do you want a Frosty from Wendy's, Alex?
— Bryan Norford
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.""I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed
A well-made salad must have a certain uniformity; it should make perfect sense for those ingredients to share a bowl.
— Yotam Ottolenghi
I like to make pasta with puttanesca sauce and arugula salad.
— Alanis Morissette
It's certain that fine women eat A crazy salad with their meat.
— William Butler Yeats
Sometimes I just said, 'I don't want tilapia anymore; I can't even deal with salad. I want M&M's and Ruffles.'
— Sherri Shepherd
The parlour cars and Pullmans are packed also with scented assassins, salad-eaters who murder on milk.
— W. H. Auden
Do you even know what a salad is?""Sure," Jordan said, smiling. "It's that stuff they invented a sneeze-guard for. — Jodi Picoult
What was the correct procedure here? Was he supposed to kiss me? Was I supposed to let him? Had that been the real price of my salad?
— Richelle Mead
One day," Dane snarled, "I'm going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich.
— Gena Showalter
One uncongenial guest can ruin a dinner more easily than a poor salad, and that is saying a great deal.
— Myrtle Reed
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots.
— Kristen Bell
Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad.
— Terry Pratchett
I can bake. I made myself some nice French fries once. But otherwise I just eat out. Lots of salad bars.
— Fiona Apple
The horse does not eat cucumber salad
— Johann Philipp Reis
Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.
— Bill Maher
Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.
— Douglas Coupland
This is a night of your life. Live it accordingly.
— Charles Romalotti
I want to focus on my salad.
— Martha Stewart
From salad dressings all blessings flow.
— Paul Newman
Would never understand what women want. What do they want? They breath salad and drink human blood.
— Saul Bellow
I usually try to eat in my restaurants before I fly, as I'd rather sleep on the plane and just order a salad with cheese, maybe some ice cream.
— Daniel Boulud
Just remember this, Emma not every Jell-O salad turns out perfect. But it can still taste real good. — Elizabeth Atkinson
To remember a successful salad is generally to remember a successful dinner; at all events, the perfect dinner necessarily includes the perfect salad.
— George Ellwanger
Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes ... with salad tongs.
— Zach Galifianakis
Call it crazy, or just chicken salad.
— Sarah Dessen
I make a big salad bowl just for myself, double or triple the size of a normal salad.
— Joel Fuhrman
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
— Brian O'Driscoll
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
— Helen Rowland
Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal.
— Augusten Burroughs
I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods.
— Candy Crowley
I'm tired of females who order a salad, then look as if they deserve a medal. A good meal is a gift.
— Jennifer Probst
If you like good ol' fashion Southern soul food then, yes, I am a good cook! My specialty is chicken dumplings and poke salad.
— Dolly Parton
My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.
— Woody Allen
I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes, tossed like a salad.
— William Shatner
As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter.
— Victoria Moran
Don't just eat McDonald's, get something a bit better. Eat a salad. That's what fashion is. It's something that is a bit better.
— Vivienne Westwood
If you were enjoying a festive dinner at a friend's house and found a dead cockroach in your salad, what would you do?
— Gregory Stock
Having your husband at a party is like adding anchovies to a salad. I love anchovies, but you can't taste anything else.
— Rebecca Goldstein
I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
— Rita Rudner
The only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner
— Josh Stern
Salad is roughage and a French idea.
— M.F.K. Fisher
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
— Nicki Minaj
I always eat a meal at home before I leave for the airport, so I only eat the soup and salad on the plane.
— Nobu Matsuhisa
People will eat more salad if there's a chance the next bite will contain a toasted nut.
— Jennifer Reese
They call me Tater Salad
— Ron White
Lisette set out browned chicken, warm butternut squash salad, blue potatoes, and blackberry bread with a crust of sugar that looked like ice crystals.
— Sarah Addison Allen
I have days when I say, 'I'm going to have five chocolate chip cookies today.' I'll have a salad every day but every week I have a cheat day.
— Melissa Etheridge
Why do you have to fix the salad? who broke it? i didn't touch it. did you break the salad, mom? if you did, YOU'D BETTER FIX IT!
— David Levithan
The taste of any simple tomato-based salad is dependent on the quality of the tomatoes.
— Yotam Ottolenghi
Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were.
— Mark Hamill
I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.
— Jennifer Ellison
Can't make chicken salad out of chicken noodle
— Mike Ditka