Salad Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Salad

Salad Quotes & Sayings

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Tabouli is the best salad, but still, you don't win friends with salad — Richard Dreyfuss

What do women really want? They eat green salad and drink human blood. — Saul Bellow

Well, we became a vegetarian. But that didn't last very long, because, um, I don't like vegetables. Or salad, nothing like that! — Dakota Fanning

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit - wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. — Gena Showalter

THE ROMANS SALTED their greens, believing this to counteract the natural bitterness, which is the origin of the word salad, salted. — Mark Kurlansky

My favorite dish is brown rice with lentils, roasted red and yellow peppers, and fennel, with a sweet potato and a salad on the side. — Christie Brinkley

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life. — Cyril Connolly

My salad days
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood,
To say as I said then! — William Shakespeare

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad — Denis Leary

I personally would rather do the Master Cleanse for ten days than just eat salad for six months. — Gigi Hadid

Salad of baby spinach, artichoke hearts, and slices of fig, drizzled with olive oil and salt and a little fresh lemon juice, — Adriana Trigiani

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. that makes it a plant. chocolate is salad
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I chop 'em into salad and my name ain't Caesar. — Black Thought

I'm wishing that I had a regular family where the mom cooks lasagna and throws bagged salad into a big dented wooden bowl. — Lauren Layne

The pepper is beginning to show signs of strain, and tonight should grace a salad. It has been suggested that I am a cannibal to eat my models. — Edward Weston

You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad. — Arthur Conan Doyle

There is no inevitable connection between Christianity and cynicism. Truth is not a salad, is it, that you must always dress it with vinegar? — William Morley Punshon

Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know. — Alan Ayckbourn

The poet made eating salad with your fingers seem to be the only natural and sensible thing to do. — Sylvia Plath

Take your average couscous salad, and it's almost always a sloppy mush, no matter how much attention has gone into getting flavours in there. — Yotam Ottolenghi

A lich guards his phylactery like an elf guards his salad. — Jeffery Russell

Life is simply too short to think about everything you put in your mouth, and it's not good for children to see you picking over bits of salad. — Keeley Hawes

I used to shop in ASDA all the time. Every now and then I still go in to get a little salad for lunch. — Fleur East

call it chicken salad — Sarah Dessen

I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden. — Roberto Burle Marx

I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets. — Chris Pratt

I'm going to get something from the salad bar. Do you want a Frosty from Wendy's, Alex? — Bryan Norford

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen

A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor. — Sean Covey

It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed

Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make the food out of papier mache. My salad had been used four or five times this week. — Peter Ruric

A well-made salad must have a certain uniformity; it should make perfect sense for those ingredients to share a bowl. — Yotam Ottolenghi

I like to make pasta with puttanesca sauce and arugula salad. — Alanis Morissette

It's certain that fine women eat A crazy salad with their meat. — William Butler Yeats

Sometimes I just said, 'I don't want tilapia anymore; I can't even deal with salad. I want M&M's and Ruffles.' — Sherri Shepherd

The parlour cars and Pullmans are packed also with scented assassins, salad-eaters who murder on milk. — W. H. Auden

Do you even know what a salad is?"
"Sure," Jordan said, smiling. "It's that stuff they invented a sneeze-guard for. — Jodi Picoult

What was the correct procedure here? Was he supposed to kiss me? Was I supposed to let him? Had that been the real price of my salad? — Richelle Mead

One day," Dane snarled, "I'm going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich. — Gena Showalter

The addition of nuts in salad ... I always find to be beneficial. — Larry David

One uncongenial guest can ruin a dinner more easily than a poor salad, and that is saying a great deal. — Myrtle Reed

High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly. — Barbara Kingsolver

Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots. — Kristen Bell

Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad. — Terry Pratchett

I can bake. I made myself some nice French fries once. But otherwise I just eat out. Lots of salad bars. — Fiona Apple

The horse does not eat cucumber salad — Johann Philipp Reis

Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar. — Bill Maher

I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting down. — Paul Reiser

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy. — Douglas Coupland

This is a night of your life. Live it accordingly. — Charles Romalotti

I'm a pretty decent cook. I like to grill. I have a smoker that I love. I love me some steak. And I'll make a huge salad with a ton of vegetables. — Abby Wambach

Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be. — PewDiePie

I want to focus on my salad. — Martha Stewart

You don't win friends with salad. — Homer

From salad dressings all blessings flow. — Paul Newman

Would never understand what women want. What do they want? They breath salad and drink human blood. — Saul Bellow

I eat a salad every single day. I also have been doing the juice 'thing' after every workout, and I try to drink a half-gallon of water a day. — Jill Wagner

I usually try to eat in my restaurants before I fly, as I'd rather sleep on the plane and just order a salad with cheese, maybe some ice cream. — Daniel Boulud

Just remember this, Emma
not every Jell-O salad turns out perfect. But it can still taste real good. — Elizabeth Atkinson

To remember a successful salad is generally to remember a successful dinner; at all events, the perfect dinner necessarily includes the perfect salad. — George Ellwanger

Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes ... with salad tongs. — Zach Galifianakis

Muddy Waters he play in the river Joan Rivers she play in the mud Swami guru play in a big salad bowl Counting lettuce and chewing his cud — Tom Robbins

Who made you eat bitch for lunch? Who poured you a tall bitch beer float? Who sprinkled bacon bitch on your salad? — A.S. King

Call it crazy, or just chicken salad. — Sarah Dessen

I make a big salad bowl just for myself, double or triple the size of a normal salad. — Joel Fuhrman

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. — Brian O'Driscoll

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland

Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal. — Augusten Burroughs

I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods. — Candy Crowley

I'm tired of females who order a salad, then look as if they deserve a medal. A good meal is a gift. — Jennifer Probst

If you like good ol' fashion Southern soul food then, yes, I am a good cook! My specialty is chicken dumplings and poke salad. — Dolly Parton

Luc Robitaille is a great kid and good player, but ask anybody on the street and they'd probably think Luc Robitaille is a type of salad dressing. — Bruce McNall

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad. — Woody Allen

When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure — Y.A. Marks

The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films. — Paul Newman

I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes, tossed like a salad. — William Shatner

As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter. — Victoria Moran

Don't just eat McDonald's, get something a bit better. Eat a salad. That's what fashion is. It's something that is a bit better. — Vivienne Westwood

If you were enjoying a festive dinner at a friend's house and found a dead cockroach in your salad, what would you do? — Gregory Stock

Salad is never more appetizing than when served in a large wooden bowl. — Dorothy Draper

Having your husband at a party is like adding anchovies to a salad. I love anchovies, but you can't taste anything else. — Rebecca Goldstein

I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad. — Lyndon B. Johnson

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious. — Rita Rudner

What is more refreshing than salads when your appetite seems to have deserted you. — Alexis Soyer

The only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner — Josh Stern

Salad is roughage and a French idea. — M.F.K. Fisher

A girl had to do what a girl had to do and it looked as if this girl's immediate future included chicken Caesar salad, chocolate cake, and Cary Grant. — Leslie Meier

He toss my salad like his name Romaine — Nicki Minaj

I always eat a meal at home before I leave for the airport, so I only eat the soup and salad on the plane. — Nobu Matsuhisa

People will eat more salad if there's a chance the next bite will contain a toasted nut. — Jennifer Reese

They call me Tater Salad — Ron White

Lisette set out browned chicken, warm butternut squash salad, blue potatoes, and blackberry bread with a crust of sugar that looked like ice crystals. — Sarah Addison Allen

I have days when I say, 'I'm going to have five chocolate chip cookies today.' I'll have a salad every day but every week I have a cheat day. — Melissa Etheridge

Why do you have to fix the salad? who broke it? i didn't touch it. did you break the salad, mom? if you did, YOU'D BETTER FIX IT! — David Levithan

The taste of any simple tomato-based salad is dependent on the quality of the tomatoes. — Yotam Ottolenghi

I eat a lot of salad, a little meat, and some fruit. That's all. But I like sweets. — Sophia Loren

Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were. — Mark Hamill

I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad. — Jennifer Ellison

Can't make chicken salad out of chicken noodle — Mike Ditka