Jody Gehrman Quotes
Top 15 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jody Gehrman
Jody Gehrman Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I sometimes suspect they don't take Dr. Aphrodite very seriously. Which is sad, really. Because what's more serious than love?
Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?
I have to say it's the most sizzling, delicious, sublime kiss ever. In the history of human beings. Possibly back to and including dinosaurs.
Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.
Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the sun and he's squinting up at you, barely able to see because of your blinking radiance
If he's just not into you anymore, then buy yourself a cute pair of shoes and strut your fabulousness elsewhere.
July 4th, (ie, time to celebrate our freedoms as Americans by eating hormone-laden farm animals and blowing shit up)
-Geena (Triple Shot Betty)
-Geena (Triple Shot Betty)