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S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: If I were somebody else looking at my If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies. Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive. Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I was sent to sleepover camp since I I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: All comics want to be musicians. There's a All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: That's not to say that I don't find That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: As soon as a women gets to an As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: When you're a comic, it's like being born When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Comedy is about talking about my own experience, Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Men like to squash you. I just want Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Well, I'm not afraid to say something if Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: The anxiety of being in Heather's stuff was The anxiety of being in Heather's stuff was stress-gravy on an already terror-filled plate. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: It's not cold in here, you're just dying. It's not cold in here, you're just dying. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Scientology is weird because it's new. Scientology is weird because it's new. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I never want to be in a position I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: When you're a bed wetter there's only one When you're a bed wetter there's only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they're hard to come by. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I dress normal because I want people to I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Laura Silverman: There's something satisfying about going faster than you There's something satisfying about going faster than you can on the legs you were born with. — Laura Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: But I think you can make fun of But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Jonathan Silverman: I'm a native of L.A. I've seen the I'm a native of L.A. I've seen the city change and develop over time, and I still believe there's no place like home. — Jonathan Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I don't get this shitty attitude that only I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I don't think half my stuff would be I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By G.G. Silverman: I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society. — G.G. Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Matthew Quick: That's basically the mantra of Herr Silverman's teaching That's basically the mantra of Herr Silverman's teaching - think for yourself and do what's right for you, but let others do the same. — Matthew Quick
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Don't forget, God can see you masturbating. But Don't forget, God can see you masturbating. But don't stop. He's almost there. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: People can't help what topics cut them deep. People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary. — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By David Silverman: I made my daughter read the whole. That's I made my daughter read the whole. That's how you make atheists. — David Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Sarah Silverman: If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig as a writer) — Sarah Silverman
S Silverman Quotes By Henry Silverman: Any dope with a checkbook can buy a Any dope with a checkbook can buy a company. It's what you do afterward that matters. — Henry Silverman