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S Name Funny Quotes By Robin Glasser: WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:In your case,

WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:
In your case, ED is not a man's name. — Robin Glasser

S Name Funny Quotes By Rodney Atkins: Right now my favorite TV show - because

Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. — Rodney Atkins

S Name Funny Quotes By Anne Ursu: The apprentice's name was Wolf, because sometimes the

The apprentice's name was Wolf, because sometimes the universe is an unsubtle place. — Anne Ursu

S Name Funny Quotes By Carroll Bryant: One should never give up on hope. Unless

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. — Carroll Bryant

S Name Funny Quotes By Colleen Hoover: Your name. That's all I want. I debate

Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours. — Colleen Hoover

S Name Funny Quotes By Paula Poundstone: I don't have a bank account because I

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. — Paula Poundstone

S Name Funny Quotes By Fall Out Boy: Anything you say can and will be used

Anything you say can and will be used against you, so only say my name. — Fall Out Boy

S Name Funny Quotes By Cuthbert Soup: The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a

The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill. — Cuthbert Soup

S Name Funny Quotes By Olivia Munn: I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around. — Olivia Munn

S Name Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather. — Kristen Schaal

S Name Funny Quotes By Molly Harper: Misery, thy name is Mudslide

Misery, thy name is Mudslide — Molly Harper

S Name Funny Quotes By David C. Holley: Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's

Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'? — David C. Holley

S Name Funny Quotes By Orson Scott Card: Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. People talk

Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. People talk about fools counting chickens before they hatch. That's nothing. We name them. — Orson Scott Card

S Name Funny Quotes By Jim Norton: What's the name of the birth defect you

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? — Jim Norton

S Name Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: So I met the bloke who invented crosswords

So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine

S Name Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: The Kit Kat candy bar has the name

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique. — Mitch Hedberg

S Name Funny Quotes By Ali Shariati: My father chose my name , and my

My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati

S Name Funny Quotes By Barack Obama: A sportswriter once referred to him as our

A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama

S Name Funny Quotes By Jenny Lawson: Call me Ishmael. I won't answer to it,

Call me Ishmael. I won't answer to it, because it's not my name. — Jenny Lawson

S Name Funny Quotes By Moshe Dayan: If we lose this war, I'll just start

If we lose this war, I'll just start another in my wife's name. — Moshe Dayan

S Name Funny Quotes By Deborah Hale: I thought she liked you now. I've seen

I thought she liked you now. I've seen her kiss you and she says your name the special way she says Rina's and mine - like it tastes good. — Deborah Hale

S Name Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: The sign said "eight items or less". So

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. — Steven Wright

S Name Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: I met this gangster who pulls up people's

I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray. — Tim Vine

S Name Funny Quotes By Alvin Robertson: On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan

On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike. — Alvin Robertson

S Name Funny Quotes By Rebecca Murphy: I'm going to strip my way through plumber's

I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? — Rebecca Murphy

S Name Funny Quotes By Miranda Otto: Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone,

Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny. — Miranda Otto

S Name Funny Quotes By Adam Rex: Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m.

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex