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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. — Mike Royko

For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest. — Mike Royko

Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided. — Valerie Z. Lewis

There is no other name that mankind can be saved accept in the name of Jesus Christ, the saviour of the world. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat ... college, — Woody Allen

Forget grief. Only an idiot has no grief, and only a fool would forget it. What else is there in this world sharp enough to stick to your guts? — William Faulkner

Hollywood likes to boast that it can elevate the national conscience. — Mike Royko

There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem. — Mike Royko

Depression is having a crowd of dementors live in your head twenty-four/seven. — Heidi Cullinan

They didn't guarantee you'd come out a whole person. — Julie Anne Peters

Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation. — Mike Royko

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right. — Mike Royko

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. — Mike Royko

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west. — Mike Royko

To prepare for the mountains develop mind, body, will and spirit as strong as a sword, soft as a pillow and fluid as water. — Jeffrey Rasley

A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill. — Mike Royko

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand. — Evan Esar

Talent jogs to conclusions to which Genius takes giant leaps. — Edwin Percy Whipple

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich. — Mike Royko

Being a warrior and being a struggler has been forced on me by oppression, otherwise I would have been free to be so much more. — Assata Shakur

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. — Mike Royko

If the regular pay was important to him, the opportunity to learn was of even greater long-range significance. — Mike Royko

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero. — Mike Royko