Roommate Quotes

Collection of top 37 famous quotes about Roommate

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Roommate Quotes By Chad Anderson: My roommate's not suicidal But it sounds sexier My roommate's not suicidal
But it sounds sexier than saying
that she closes her eyes sometimes
when she's changing lanes. — Chad Anderson
Roommate Quotes By J.C. Reed: Calling her mother who didn't seem particularly worried, Calling her mother who didn't seem particularly worried, but claimed she had no idea," Jett said. "The roommate's gone with her, so I can only — J.C. Reed
Roommate Quotes By Jon Stewart: I really like to put my name on I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that. — Jon Stewart
Roommate Quotes By Nick Thune: The other day I walked in on my The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating. — Nick Thune
Roommate Quotes By J.R. Ward: Vengeance was one hell of a roommate. Vengeance was one hell of a roommate. — J.R. Ward
Roommate Quotes By Lorrie Moore: Also, he had the kind of mustache a Also, he had the kind of mustache a college roommate of hers used to say looked like it had crawled up to find a warm spot to die. — Lorrie Moore
Roommate Quotes By Oliver Gaspirtz: Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates. Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates. — Oliver Gaspirtz
Roommate Quotes By Serena Williams: We're sisters, we're roommates, we're all that. We're sisters, we're roommates, we're all that. — Serena Williams
Roommate Quotes By Thomm Quackenbush: There is little worse than when the person There is little worse than when the person to whom you want to apologize is having great sex in your room. — Thomm Quackenbush
Roommate Quotes By Margaret Atwood: The qualities we appreciate in a character are The qualities we appreciate in a character are not the same as those we would look for in a college roommate. — Margaret Atwood
Roommate Quotes By Junot Diaz: Was I really reading my roommate's journal behind Was I really reading my roommate's journal behind his back? Of course I was. — Junot Diaz
Roommate Quotes By Colleen Hoover: I can't take living in this dorm," the I can't take living in this dorm," the voice on speaker says. "My roommate's a fruit loop dingus. — Colleen Hoover
Roommate Quotes By Kathryn Minshew: Get your product in front of actual, living, Get your product in front of actual, living, breathing strangers. Your college roommate's approval does not mean there's market demand. — Kathryn Minshew
Roommate Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf. — Cassandra Clare
Roommate Quotes By Dasha Zhukova: I used to arm wrestle my roommate in I used to arm wrestle my roommate in college. Based on that, I'm in pretty good shape. — Dasha Zhukova
Roommate Quotes By Anne Lamott: Having a baby is like suddenly getting the Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate. — Anne Lamott
Roommate Quotes By Drake: Know you got a roommate, call me when Know you got a roommate, call me when it's no one there. Put the key under the mat and you know I'll be over there — Drake
Roommate Quotes By Kim Raver: I had this roommate in college who would I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That's not for me. — Kim Raver
Roommate Quotes By Colleen Hoover: My roommate's a fruit loop dingus. My roommate's a fruit loop dingus. — Colleen Hoover
Roommate Quotes By Bob Cousy: Cooper was my road roommate, and also happened Cooper was my road roommate, and also happened to be the first African American player drafted by a National Basketball Association team. — Bob Cousy
Roommate Quotes By D.T. Max: He told his roommate that when he was He told his roommate that when he was writing, I can't feel my ass in the chair. — D.T. Max
Roommate Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Simon rolled his eyes. Apparently, all Shadowhunter dudes Simon rolled his eyes. Apparently, all Shadowhunter dudes were underwear models, including his new roommate. His life was a joke. Julie seemed — Cassandra Clare
Roommate Quotes By Joan Walsh Anglund: I used to keep my college roommate from I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks. — Joan Walsh Anglund
Roommate Quotes By Al Roker: My first college roommate greeted me with a My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So ... you're black.' — Al Roker
Roommate Quotes By Bob Uecker: Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs. — Bob Uecker
Roommate Quotes By Richard D. Wolff: If you lived with a roommate as unstable If you lived with a roommate as unstable as capitalism ... — Richard D. Wolff